Hi hi everyone ! ^^ New story about Shizaya of course ;P I updated it Friday instead of Saturday because I wouldn't be able to update it the day expected on my profile ^^' I know... if I used a diary, everything would be easier but I'm too lazy to have one ;] haha...
In advance, I'm sorry for any mistake I made in this chapter and I took M for some chapters after :-)
PLUS for disclaimer I don't own Durarara ^^
ENJOY t(-_-t)
It's his entire fault...
if I'm not like I was before.
Shinra goofed again and Shizuo has
to take full responsibility for it!
It was a common evening: the alleys were crowded, there were giant traffic-jams on the highways and Shizuo was hunting Izaya down in all Ikebukuro streets.
"Neee~ Shizu-chan, hurry up or you'll lose track of me again!" Izaya Orihara, the famous informant of Shinjuku, was well-known like an informant broker too. The young man, slender and as light as a feather, was jumping from one roof to another roof, walking on gutters. He was waving the blond who was hounding him from the ground.
"Gravity doesn't work on me!" Izaya winked at the angry blond.
"We will see if it's right when I will make you fall with a fucking vending machine! Damn flea! Go down here if you have balls!"
"You doubt about my virility Shizu-chan? I didn't know you wanted to see me naked so much~"
Shizuo took a vending machine in his hands and raised it above his head. Heiwajima Shizuo wasn't called the fortissimo of Ikebukuro for nothing! Then he threw it toward Izaya but the raven hair dodged it and jumped on the top of a lamp post. He was grinning in an evil way at the ex-bartender down there but suddenly he lost his balance. Shizuo had pulled the lamp post out of the ground and he was holding it whereas he was shouting.
"IIII-ZZZZZAAAAA-YYYYYAAAAAAAAAA-KUUUUNNNNN COME HERE" The fur coat owner giggling before he jumped again and climbed himself onto the ledge of a window. He pulled several switchblades off his pocket and aimed them at the blond.
"Try to avoid it, stupid protozoan monster" Shizuo let out of the lamp post and ran. He had a narrow escape but when he looked at Izaya, he was no longer perched on the window ledge. He searched for the flea's fur coat but he only heard a furtive whistle. He turned around quickly and stopped the blade which was flying toward him in his mouth, thanks to his teeth. Immediately he crushed it. He finally found out the flea who was hiding his fucking ugly buts behind a big garbage can. He took several steps and he walked until he reached the middle of the street. There was nobody: all the people had fled when they saw the two energumens coming. Now they were face to face, separated by only twenty meters. Little distance when you knew what they was able to do in a small area. Izaya took the upper hand…
"All I was expecting from a beast named Shizu-chan~ "He was applauding slowly, glancing with his usual smirk on his face at Shizuo.
"I will crush your head with only two fingers!" He was looking at the louse, with a vein which had popped up on his right temple.
"I will reduce your pitiful and your mediocre life to nothing~" He didn't move a finger, only the breeze was making some of his dark locks dancing in the air.
"I will break each of your members and play football with your damn bust!" Shizuo was puffing smoke while he was watching at the flea's forced smile.
"I will bury you alive in a dump~ you deserve it so much~~"
"I will break every rib of yours and make you guzzle your own intestines!" Shizuo started to crack his knuckles.
"I will destroy your cranium and your brain with it… oops~ I forgot you didn't have one~~ "Shizuo stubbed his cigarette out and began to chase again the flea in many tight alleys. But all of a sudden, the flea ran at the left and disappeared of Shizuo's sight. He walked and heard a horn behind him. Shizuo didn't have the time to turn around, he was hurled to the ground by something strong and all become white. He didn't listen to the screams around him, the policemen who arrived at the scene of the accident and Shinra's voice. Where he was, everything was white and luminous. Not a garish and aggressive light, but a soft one… not dazzling at all.
Then when he woke up, he recognized the ceiling of Shinra's operation room. He woke up so many times there recently. Always after his fights with Izaya or with the Yellow scarves or with people heavily in debts or simply with stupid guys who wanted to beat Shizuo. Shizuo always won… even if he was wounded. But with the flea's fights, it was another story. There wasn't a winner, neither a looser at the end but both were always injured. And he was sure that they will do it again when he will be okay again.
Shizuo heard the door opened and saw the outline of Celty's body in the entry.
"Hi Celty" He talked whereas he was trying to sit himself up correctly. Celty rushed toward him and pushed him gently in a lying position. She took her PDA and typed on it:
[Still in bed, an autobus knocked you down and on impact, 2 of your ribs had been broken, you had a cranial trauma, your shoulder had been dislocated and your stomach had been pierced. Next time, you will die Shizuo! Be careful, you have a huge strength but you're not immortal!]
"I know that, I don't believe I'm a god like a certain louse…" Shizuo looked in the direction of the window. There was a little bird: a redbreast which was chirping at peace.
You have a quiet life I guess… you're lucky…
Shinra entered with his little smile and his white coat…
"So how are you? You slept over 3 entire days! You're such a lazy man Shizuo-kun!"
"Shut up! If you didn't have put too many drugs while I was on a drip, I wouldn't have slept so much."
"It's not drugs! I gave you painkillers! There are differences between both! Thanks to them, you didn't feel 100% of your initially pain but only 60%! I have to admit that it isn't half of the pain but it makes you feel a little better! Hey, can you pay attention to my explanation? I hate talking to walls." Shizuo didn't want to listen to the underground doctor when he was in this condition. But he had a question to ask.
"Hey Shinra, how are my ribs and my stomach now?" He didn't want to remain in Shinra's apartment. He liked Celty like friend and knew Shinra since High School but he wanted to go back home now. He wanted to be at his place.
"Well, I stabilized your condition and it didn't worsen so it's okay but… no! Shizuo, stay in bed!" Shizuo began to walk in the direction of the exit. He ignored Celty who was trying to communicate with him thanks to her device and Shinra's preventions. When he managed to leave Shinra and Celty's place, he felt a hand on his right shoulder (the one who hadn't been dislocated).
"What do you want Celty? I already told you I want to come back to my flat…" then she showed her PDA to him.
[I will run you home, wait a little. Shinra wants to give you something.] Shizuo nodded when he finished reading the end of Celty's sentence. He felt numb and sick, his head was spinning and he was standing up with difficulty. He was holding his chest as if it will tear easily and his head was hurting so much… I never had such a headache before! It was like it would fall apart soon. He heard Shinra coming behind him.
"Take that, you can think It's a little gift as a thank you to not have broken anything inside for once! No it's a medicine which increases your recovery and healing. Drink It tonight before sleeping and tomorrow you'll be okay!"
"Thanks" Shizuo was sweating but he ignored it. He took the bottle in his hands and followed Celty outside. With her shadow, she created a black helmet on Shizuo's head and she rode him back to his home.
When she finally dropped off Shizuo and drove back to her house, she asked Shinra…
[Do you think it was a good idea to let him go? And I gave him a ride, in his condition, that definitively wasn't a good idea… I'm anxious about him…] If Celty had a head, she surely would have dropped it and she would have looked at the ground now.
"Don't worry; it was Shizuo who begged for this! Plus he is strong, you know it. Don't forget when he has beaten all Saika's henchmen: it was even you who praised the most his feats!" He put both his hands on her shoulders.
Whereas Celty and Shinra were talking about the blond, Shizuo went upstairs hardly. When he arrived on his floor, he was exhausted, out of breath and sweating. Damn his head was hurting so much… I'm not that weak!
He opened his door and closed it. He took three steps forward when suddenly he rushed toward the bathroom and threw up everything that was on his stomach. When he thought the torture ended, he felt another wave growing in his throat and Shizuo brought up again. He already vomited all he had in his gut so he only had convulsions at the moment. The after taste was unbearable and the blond stood up with difficulty, leaning heavily on each support he found in his way and walked toward his living room. This time, he felt happy and glee that he didn't have a big apartment. Otherwise he wouldn't have been able to reach his old leather couch. He lied onto it, all around him was blurred and even his thoughts were vague.
I'm feeling like shit, I want to die now…
He remembered the cure giving by Shinra. He took the top off and smelled it.
Not a bad sense… smells like gum…
He managed to bring the bottle to his lips, drank it and swallowed hardly the strange concoction.
It tastes rather good… as if I was drinking a candies milkshake. And the lotion is like milk, it won't be hard to drink it all.
He drank it in one gulp and made a little sound after he put the bottle on the floor. He wiped the last drops off each side of his mouth. The liquid color shocked him.
I never saw a fluorescent pink drink before…I hope baka Shinra didn't put odd ingredients in it! I will kill him if he had! Wow what is this feeling?
Shizuo felt tired, dead tired. His head hurt more and more. The blond thought it was about to explode. His ringtone rang and the sound emitted by his cellphone killed his ears. He was yelling to nobody. Tom, Vorona, Celty, Shinra… please someone! Shizuo was calling every friend of his. He felt alone and dying. Then nothing… when Shizuo blinked his eyes, what he was seeing froze him instantly.
It was impossible; he was having hallucinations for sure. He saw butterflies, wild roses and pinkie bunnies everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK…?
Everything was pink in his flat but his illness had disappeared and he got again his strength and health. The only fucking big problem was that EVERYTHING was fucking PINK! He ran everywhere aimlessly; he wasn't able to calm him down. He looked at himself in his mirror situated his corridor: he was pink! There were flowers everywhere, little kitties everywhere, and puppies everywhere.
I'M IN HELL! I'm dead…
Then nothing again… the last thing he remembered was when he hit his head against the ground of his kitchen: he had collapsed.
ooooooooooo
"Celty-chan! Shizuo-kun didn't answer at his phone? But why? Is he sleeping? But it's only 4:00 PM!" Shinra was sorting all his medicines and all his works when all of a sudden he found the syrup he might have given to Shizuo earlier but his last creation was missing.
"Oops… I did an idiocy again… and a big one… Celty-chan! Please, could you call undertakers? Tell them to come tomorrow for me because of what I did, I'm no longer alive!" Shinra took a deep sight before putting his hand on his back head.
How will I be able to fix it?
So? What do you think about this? What will happen to Shizuo?
Don't forget to review (if you think it's an interesting beginning) ;)
Oh! I have an idea ^^ If you review, you can tell me what you thought about this story beginning of course but I want to know what your opinion is about the continuation: tell me what you think will happen to Shizuo after he has drunk the strange syrup ^^ It's a referendum ಠ_ರೃ I will give a bunch of flowers to the winner :3
Oh and next chapter that I will update : "A semblance of family" chapter 7 the 12/07/12 ^^