"Last season on Total Drama Revenge of the All Stars," host Chris begins to say as a shot of Pahkitew Island is shown. "Twenty-one campers from all over Total Drama gathered together to battle it out for not only one million dollars but the title of the ultimate Total Drama All Star. There were heart breaks and tons of drama! In the end, Trent and Courtney battled it out for supremacy, leaving lover boy Trent to win the million and the ever so deserved title." A shot is made to Chris standing on the dock of the island. "After the huge success of last season, the network wanted no delay into the next one! So Chef and I have decided to determine yet another All Star… This time amongst the others! Watch, as twenty-one more campers from Total Drama history come together to not only battle for one million dollars but a title that deems them equal to Trent: Total Drama All Star! I'm your host, Chris McLean, and I'm more than excited to get this ball rolling! Get ready for this exciting season! You won't want to miss any of it here, on Total Drama!

*THEME SONG*

The camera comes back to Chris waiting on the dock of Pahkitew with Chef. "This season is going to be great, man." Chris says.

"Says you. Another season on this crappy island means no more cooking again. Why am I even here?" Chef asks.

"Oh, my friend. This is not the set, but they don't know that!" Chris laughs.

"I don't get you at all." Chef mocks.

"No need! Here comes our boat with our first cast member! From Pahkitew Island, its Jasmine!" Chris says as Jasmine walks up.

"Hey there, Chris. Thanks for having me back." Jasmine says as she breaths in the Pahkitew air. "Oh yeah, it's great to be back."

"Isn't it?" Chris laughs as she takes her place on the other end of the dock. "Next is… Ugh… Ella."

"Hello Chris!" Ella sings. "How are you today?"

"I'm good. Same rule applies that it did in season six. I better not hear you sing any." Chris barks.

"Do not worry, sing I shall not!" Ella cheers as she skips to the other end of the dock.

"Next, we had to pick between Sammy or Amy, so we picked Amy because, well, drama." Chris says as Amy walks past him.

"I can't believe you're making me come back on this show." Amy barks.

"At least Samey isn't here, right?" Chris asks.

"Pfft, as if she could make it two seasons on this show." Amy barks.

***Confessional***

Amy: Samey more than got in my way last time I was on here. With her gone, nothing will stand in my way!

***End Confessional***

"Next up is the big, lovable Rodney!" Chris says as Rodney gets off and gasps at the sight of Jasmine, Amy, and Ella.

"What?! Jasmine?!" Rodney yells.

"Yes?" Jasmine asks.

"And Amy?!" Rodney gasps.

"Yes, what about it?" Amy snaps.

***Confessional***

Rodney: My last season was so awkward because I constantly had to keep breaking hearts! Seeing Jasmine and Amy here is so awkward. And Ella is a whole lot prettier than I remembered.

***End Confessional***

"Okay, ladies' man, get a move on!" Chris barks pushing Rodney out of the way. "Next up is Topher!"

"Chris! Long time no see!" Topher yells running up and hugging Chris.

"Topher. Let me go." Chris says calmly.

"I'm so sorry! Also so sorry for trying to steal your show, how disrespectful of me, could you ever forgive me?!" Topher begs.

"We'll see." Chris says again, calmly.

"Oh thank God!" Topher cheers taking his place.

"Stay calm, McLean." Chris says to himself before Max interrupts.

"Calm is a state for the weak." Max says. "Only true evil can win this game!"

"Okay, whatever. Can someone help this little boy over to the other end of the dock?" Chris asks.

"I'll do it, Chris! For you!" Topher yells.

"Little boy? Apologize this instant!" Max yells as Topher drags him over.

***Confessional***

Max: There is nothing little about evil! I'll show this island one way or another, muahahahaha!

***End Confessional***

"And that's all of the Pahkitew Island members, now for the Revenge of the Island members! Welcome, Anne Maria!" Chris says as Anne Maria walks by hair spraying her hair.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just don't mess up my hair and we'll be cool." She says standing next to Max.

"What evil weapon is that?" he gawks.

"This is hair spray, you little freak."

"Well… Next is Dawn, the, uh, aura reader?" Chris says.

"Thank you so much, Chris." Dawn says as she looks at the other campers. "Ooh, interesting."

"Not this little freak again." Anne Maria barks.

"You don't have to be so mean just because you were once bald." Dawn says as everyone laughs.

"Excuse me?! How'd you…" she begins to asks.

"It's in your aura!"

"Okay, moving right along. Next is… Staci?" Chris says as Staci walks off the boat.

"Who?" Anne Maria asks.

"She was on the show with us." Dawn says.

"How do you not remember someone you were on the same show as?" Jasmine barks.

"Can it, giant!"

"Hi, Chris." Staci says.

"Hi there, Staci." Chris answers.

"Did you know that my great, great, great uncle's name was Chris?"

"Please, get a move on."

"If you say so."

"Shew. Looks like we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. Next is Cameron!"

"Hey, Chris! Thanks so much for letting me back in the competition!" Cameron cheers.

"No problem, pal. Over there please." Chris says as Cameron walks over.

"Hey everyone!" Cameron says walking over to the other end of the dock, where he stands next to Anne Maria.

"Next up is Brick!"

"Reporting for duty, Mr. McLean." Brick says carrying his duffel bag.

"Glad to have you on deck, soldier."

Brick walks over and stands with his fellow contestants. "Hey there, allies. It's an honor to play alongside all of you!" Brick says.

"Awe, what a gentleman!" Ella cheers.

"Look forward to it!" Jasmine smiles.

"That concludes the Revenge of the Island cast! Now time to get to the originals! Let's start with the ever so luscious LeShawna!"

"Hey y'all!" LeShawna says high fiving Chris. "Forth time's the charm; I'm here to win!"

"Ooh! I feel like I'm on one of those reality shows where big…" Topher begins to say before LeShawna interrupts.

"Baby, I recommend you don't finish that sentence." She says.

"Next up is Katie and Sadie!" Chris says as the two run by him squealing.

"I can't believe we get to come back on the show!" Katie cheers.

"Oh, I know! This is amazing!" Sadie agrees.

"I couldn't be here without you!"

"Same!" the two hug and jump around.

"Now that's just weird." Brick says.

"You get used to it." LeShawna says.

"Next is back by fan demands: Eva!" Chris says as Eva walks by, stomping on his foot. "OUCH! Nice to have you back!"

"First with that Mal kid, now her? Chris, you crazy." Chef says.

"Listen carefully." Eva says to the contestants. "No one better get in my way, got it?!"

"Okay, we are NOT starting this again!" LeShawna barks.

"Yes, whatever you say, sir!" Ella smiles.

"Sir?! SIR?!" Eva screams.

"Girl, you better watch yourself." LeShawna warns Ella. "She ain't right."

"Moving right along, here's Tyler!" Chris says as Tyler attempts to do a flip off the boat, and just lands on his face.

"OUCH!" he screams. "I always miss the landing."

"Is anyone going to help him up?" Jasmine asks.

"Nah, I'm good." Tyler says getting to his feet. He walks over, and Amy walks over next to him.

"Hey, Tyler." She barks.

"Sammy?! Or are you Amy?" he asks.

"Amy. Good to know you don't even know what your ex looks like, though." She laughs.

"You two look the same!"

***Confessional***

Tyler: Ever since I dated Sammy, things have been hard, and not being able to tell the difference makes it one hundred times worse!

Amy: My stupid sister cried so loudly for weeks after he broke up with her. Time to get some revenge! Not for Sammy, God no, for all of those nights I couldn't sleep because of the loud sobbing.

***End Confessional***

"Well that was fun! Looks like Cody's here! The codmister!"

"Hey, Chris! How's it hanging?" Cody asks. "Looks like we have a lot of new ladies! How are you all?"

"Don't even think about it." Jasmine barks.

"And here comes something so beautiful…" Chris says as Justin steps off the boat and everyone gawks over him.

"Yep. I still got it!" Justin says.

***Confessional***

Justin: After my major face destruction in season two, I thought I'd never be back to normal. But I still got it!

***End Confessional***

"And look! Something equally, if not more beautiful!" Chris yells as Alejandro steps off behind Justin, the contestants still gawking.

"Greetings, Chris." Alejandro says looking at Justin. "Oh, excuse me, amigo."

"Yeah, sorry." Justin says as he watches Alejandro walk to the other end of the dock, with all eyes on him. "This could be a problem." He says to himself.

"Okay! Looks like Geoff's here!" Chris says.

"Woo! Party!" Geoff says running up to Chris.

"So glad to have you back, man!"

"Same, Chris! I'm going to win for Brody! Woo!"

"You mean Bridgette, right?" Sadie asks.

"Yeah, her too!"

"Well that's it! Twenty campers!" Chris says.

"Can't I play too, eh?" Ezekiel asks from behind Chris.

"Zeke? Why are you here?"

"You got me on the boat and everything, homie."

"Oh. I thought I canceled that prank. Nope!"

"Sorry to say, but I pulled a Courtney and got a lawyer! It's your fault that I got mutated, and your only way out is to let me compete!"

"Fine, whatever…" Chris says as Ezekiel cheers and walks to the other end of the dock.

***Confessional***

Ezekiel: I probably could have gotten a lot of money with my lawsuit, but all I want is to play! This camper's got winning in his heart!

***End Confessional***

"There you have it then! Twenty-one more All Stars to compete for one million dollars and a title better than any other: Total Drama All Stars!" Chris says.

"Why's it so special is Trent has it too?" Topher asks.

"It just is, okay?"

"I'm so excited to be back! I've missed this island so much!" Jasmine says.

"I'm glad you missed it so much!" Chris says as a huge boat pulls up. "All aboard!"

"Wait, what?" LeShawna asks.

"You didn't seriously think I'd make two seasons in a row on Pahkitew Island, did you?" Chris asks.

"So we aren't competing on an island?" Brick asks.

"Oh my gosh, that's so exciting!" Katie says to Sadie.

"Why has no one moved? ALL ABOARD!" Chris yells as all the campers run onto the boat. A shot is made to everyone watching the island as they take off. "Isn't it sentimental to look at an island that hosted two great seasons?" Chris says as he pushes a button and makes the island sink. "And poof!" he laughs.

Sometime later, still on the boat, Cody walks over to Anne Maria. "Hey there, come here often?" he asks.

"Beat it, dweeb." She screams slapping him across the face, knocking him to the ground just before storming off.

"Do not mind her." Dawn says helping Cody to his feet. "Her aura is so ugly; it puts dumpsters to shame."

"Haha, that's funny! Thanks for the help!" Cody laughs.

"And your aura tells me that you hit on girls a lot to make up for a lot of your low self-esteem. You should work on that." She walks off.

***Confessional***

Cody: She said that like she's known me my whole life! That was… Amazing!

Dawn: I read auras, it's not that weird. Some people are clean, and some are so littered with things deep inside of them it's not even funny! Most of the people here are littered.

***End Confessional***

Staci walks up to Justin, who's watching the water. "My great, great, great, great, great, great grandad created boats." She says.

"That's cool?" Justin asks as Staci runs over to Alejandro, who has a lot of girls surrounding him.

"Looks like he stole your game, bro." Geoff says walking over to Justin.

"I thought I was cured, but it seems I'm still an ugly beast!" Justin cries.

"Nah, the dude is just too slimy. Girlfriend kisser."

"Watch out man, you sound like Courtney."

"Woah, sorry, dude. First chance we get, let's take him down!"

"That's a deal!"

***Confessional***

Geoff: Earliest alliance in Total Drama history! WOOHOO!

Justin: There is only room for one pretty boy on this show. And that should always be me.

Alejandro: Being back on the show is great. I was sad I wasn't with Heather on the last season, but this works so much better. These losers don't know what's coming!

***End Confessional***'

"Howdy, contestants!" Chris says walking out on a ledge.

"Why aren't you calling us campers anymore?" Rodney asks.

"You sound like you actually liked that?" LeShawna says.

"Here's our stop!" Chris says as everyone looks over and sees a huge city.

"No way! Awesome!" Topher cheers.

"My first city!" Ezekiel cheers as everyone looks at him. "What?"

"Not there, crazy kids! There!" Chris yells pointing at an abandoned television network set.

"What in the world? That looks horrible!" Brick yells.

"Get over it, princess." Amy barks.

A shot is made to the contestants standing around as Chris and Chef walk over. "This is the new set of the season! Welcome to Total Drama Network! About ten years ago this television network set was abandoned because the station just sucked so bad! You twenty-one will have to battle it out for eight weeks, partaking in challenges based on television show genres!" Chris announces.

"So basically season two." Justin says.

"Those were movies, silly boy! However, since this is technically an All Stars season, every three days someone will be eliminated! The losing team will join me at the Gilded Chris ceremony, where the loser will be asked to walk the walk of shame, and ride the lamozene straight to who cares!" Chris says.

"Okay, this is interesting!" Jasmine cheers.

"Chris! Are we splitting into teams yet? I totally want to be a Glamorous Groundhog!" Topher cheers.

"Oh dear boy, this season's team theme will be very different!" Chris says.

"Well, what are they?" Eva barks.

"In every good TV show, there are the good guys, the bad guys, and the ugly people who binge watch the entire series in one sitting!"

"Guilty." Ezekiel says.

"That you are! LeShawna, Tyler, Cody, Geoff, Dawn, Jasmine, and Cameron, you are all from this moment on are members of the Good Grannies!" Chris announces.

"Granny?! I know he isn't calling me a granny." LeShawna barks.

"It means we're good guys!" Cameron says.

"Oh. Thanks, brotha!"

***Confessional***

Cameron: Well, I've never been called a brother before, but I think it means she wants to be my friend!

***End Confessional***

"Eva, Justin, Alejandro, Anne Maria, Amy, Max, and Topher, you all are the Bad Bandits."

"Bandit? I could easily get used to that!" Alejandro cheers.

"Glad to see you appreciate my true evil, Chris." Max says.

"Me?! A Bad Bandit?! Why, Chris?!" Topher screams.

"Probably because you tried to steal my show?" Chris barks.

***Confessional***

Topher: So he's NOT over it!

***End Confessional***

"And that leaves Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, Staci, Brick, Ella, and Rodney! You seven are the Ugly Couch Potatoes!"

"Do not call her ugly!" Rodney yells pointing at Ella.

"Awwe!" Ella says.

"Chris, why am I ugly?" Brick asks.

"Two words, dude: Military Sweat."

***Confessional***

Brick: I most certainly cannot argue with that.

***End Confessional***

"There we have it! Our season eight teams!" Chris says.

"I'm just so happy to be on the same team as Sadie!" Katie cheers.

"Oh my gosh, I was just thinking that I was so happy to be on a team with you!" Sadie adds.

"Seriously?!"

Brick watches as he looks over and sees Ella singing, while Rodney is watching her, and Staci is talking at Ezekiel, who's picking his nose. "Oh boy." He sighs.

"We have this in the bag!" Alejandro cheers.

"Do not tell me what I have, pretty boy." Eva yells.

"Oh, dearest Eva. You are most beautiful when you are screaming."

"Whatever." Eva says walking off and blushing. Justin face palms.

"This is amazing! Everyone here is so nice!" Cameron cheers.

"That's right, baby doll! Grannies for the win!" LeShawna cheers.

"I cannot believe you got another season." Chef says to Chris.

"Neither can I!" Chris says. "All I can say is that this one is going to rock! Stay tuned next time to see what these guys will be forced to do! Will Brick's team pull through? Will Justin and Geoff's alliance work to take down the evil Alejandro, or will it crumble having absolutely being rushed? And can Ella not sing? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Network!"