Mary Sues
By: Erica-SueSlayer
Mary Sues
Bring the blues,
And perfection
in every way.
LOTR, and HP too,
Are ignorant in
what she will do.
For Eragon is
Where I read them most,
Us SueSlayers,
will turn them to toast.
And the Suethers,
Oh what will we do?
Hang them, Bash them,
Stick them in a stew?
Oh faithful Slayers,
Oh wonderful Reviewers,
Please help us get rid of her.
Flamers,
we'll need your help too,
To burn these Sues to Hell,
Where they were spawned,
Where they will dwell.
Leave Eragon and Murtagh,
And your father Galby alone,
For we all know,
You have come to take the throne.
Arya is one of you,
Oh how I wish she was,
She is not your sister,
Nor is any Cannon because,
You are a witch,
a slut, a hag,
Shove your head into a bag!
Protect our main characters,
Shield there eyes,
For Mary will come
and steal the guys.
Full of Angst
Tears, Love,
And Seduction they
hold above.
Leave us alone
you smutty girl,
crawl into your pit.
Where I hope you will rot
like a piece of shit.
For we,
at least I,
Hate you.
A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I hate Sues (hence the penname) Anyway reviews make me happy! They take like two seconds to write. I am sorry about the language. I do not usually swear but poems are harder than they look and the words rhymed. Flames will be used to roast Marshmallows for S'mores. My first thing on FanFiction so be nice.