The ABC's of The Vampire Diaries
A is for Anna, we still miss her.
B is for Bonnie, we all love that witch.
C is for Caroline and her perkiness.
D is for Damon, who never fails to amuse us.
E is for Elena, who isn't as fragile as she seems.
F is for the fights, that are better than Twilight's.
G is for Gore, who doesn't love a little blood?
H is for hair, Stefan's is the best. ( In my opinion.)
I is for Isobel, the missing mother.
J is for Jeremy, who still needs a hug.
K is for Katherine, F**k her.
L is for Lexi, who should have been on longer.
M is for Matt, the cute looking Jock.
N is for Narcissistic, one of Damon's quality's that we love.
O is for ' Oh my Gosh, it's Thursday!'
P is for Pearl, who shouldn't have died that way.
Q is for quiet, which isn't a good sign with vampires around.
R is for Rick, the teacher with a cool looking gun.
S is for Stefan, who broods too much.
T is for teeth that slowly turn into fangs.
U is for unbelievable, nobody could have seen that coming.
V is for Vicki, the druggie that stole Jeremy's heart.
W is for water that runs under Wickery Bridge.
X is for X-rays, of all those broken necks.
Y is for yes, we all know you love him Elena, don't lie.
And Z is for Zach, the guy who mows the lawn.
A/N: Ah, this did not turn out as good as I planned it. Sorry. It started off serious then got silly at the end. But, if you liked it, feel free to let me know! Sorry if I offended some Twilight fans.