Heey, everyone! I'm on an absolute roll today so please give honors (noo, I'm just kidding :P) to a new hit series I'm making, which is partially based on the popular Question&Answer poll, Coke Or Pepsi? (Haha, I've just tried it myself--I did not believe how I done it! . You''ll discover just a lot of zany, crazy things with the Naruto Ship. Crew this year that you've never thought about, and laugh as they hopelessly answer each one in particular, as well! ^_^ Includes Loveteams too! So, pleassse enjoyy, and I've wrote it down quite simple, so many of you may understand it (I knoow, sometimes my stories are a bit too descriptive for your tastes and then you get very bored once reading it. :( I'm sorry!)

It's a constantly progressing work, so keep posted on the next chapters! =]] :D n.n

Toblerone, xYama-chanx

~Coke Or Pepsi?~
The Shinobi Special Pack
Part One

Haruno Sakura blinked long and hard as soon as she flipped the thick page scrawled all over with bright, swirly lines, patterns, colors, choices and questions, and at this time, she was oblivious completely to Naruto's presence, who was now desperately peeking over her pale strong shoulder at the blue-and-pink adorned booklet. Uchiha Sasuke, who was just recently sentenced with a definite demand of probation since returning to the Leaf Village, just very quietly sat beside her, his jet-black coal orbs transfixed on the very object.

" What is THAT, Sakura-chan?" the blonde head loudly broke the silence, who, to his utter surprise, only received a slight 'shhh', in response instead of a painful jerk and flash upwards. " Oh, uh...hmph," Naruto replied coolly, keeping his too-cuddly position behind Sakura, whereas the Uchiha seemed a tad uncomfortable around him. " I don't know," she told them softly, laying her finger on the unfamiliar page, which texture was so...smooth. " It just fell from somewhere in the sky," Sakura added dreamily. Sasuke turned to stare at her in doubt.

" How can it fall from the sky, Sakura?" he asked her, his tone of voice deep and velvety enough to make the pink-cherry head slightly tremble and blush. " I-I...I just think so." Sakura quickly dropped her head down to the little book, avoiding Sasuke's gaze, whom she was unaware was smirking right now beside her.

" The title is: Coke Or--is that Pepsi?" Sakura said surprisingly, earning immediate attention from her two teammates. " Oh, I got it. A pair of American fizz drinks that almost everyone is addicted to," Sasuke explained to them, his eyes trained on the object in Sakura's hands. " How do you know that?" Naruto whispered, always jealous at the constant success of the arrogant Uchiha. Sasuke ignored him, so he could at least get some common sense on his own, for once.

Very interested in the possible use of the thick-bound pages, she slowly reached for a small, short pen in front of the little grey can in Ichiraku's Ramen Shop and carefully flipped open the first page, which was hard to turn so easily, as a sign it was definitely new. A sudden odor of paper overwhelmed them, as Sakura breathed. " What's that smell?," Naruto asked curiously, his round wide azure eyes staring. Sasuke sniffed, and soon scrunched his perfect eyebrows up, unsure, for the very first time.

The obnoxious blonde unfortunately noticed, and so sent a fist playfully into his right shoulder. " Haha, teme doesn't know what the odor is!", Naruto mockingly told him, while Sasuke sent an absolute cold death glare at him. " Be quiet." Sakura still didn't write anything in the book--she was reading it first.

Naruto blinked again, taking hold of his fist away and staring at his best friend as if he was...mad. " How come you didn't call me dobe?" he whispered, a wacky crooked grin on his whiskered face. Sasuke grunted, not even sparing a look at him. " I--just don't feel like it," he muttered sharply under his breath, as Naruto looked at both of his teammates in utmost shock.

" What has gotten into you two today?" he yelled suspiciously at them, pointing a slim finger at Sasuke and Sakura, who were now staring at him, unknown of what Naruto was doing. " It's...probably this book," Sakura told him sweetly, but then the smile was wiped off from her pretty face as soon as she concentrated on actually answering the bizarre order of questions inside. And they were...split up. They both strayed their heads away from the yellow-spiked boy, who plopped down on his chair in disappointment.

" Okay," Sakura inhaled gently, ready to absorb herself in knowledge for this--questionnaire. " I'm going first. After I'm done, Sasuke is next, then you, Naruto," she explained, who both nodded, exercising complete caution.

She pressed her lips together, and put down the pen on the surface of the paper, poised on the very first question in a colorful layer of patterns around it. " Here goes."

1. Prefer to hear you're so: Smart, Beautiful or Sensitive?

Sakura: Beautiful...

2. Cut: Your own hair, visit a private salon or visit a salon chain?

Sakura: Visit a salon chain, probably =)

3. Fave magazine section: Quizzes, Self-help, Celebs, or Fashion?

Sakura: Fashion--and quizzes, too!

4. Trend you would like to start?

Sakura: Hmmm...I know, Pink Hair Day! ^-^

5. If your life were a SONG TITLE, what would it be?

Sakura: Uhm, I don't know but maybe: Long Kiss Goodbye?

6. Grits: Luv' Em, Gross, or What are they anyway?

Sakura: Gross! (What are those? They sound disgusting, though...)

7. Play to: Win or Have Fun?

Sakura: Of course, have fun!

8. What are you an expert in?

Sakura: As a medical ninja, genjutsu, Chakra training and Healer jobs. :]

9. Corn: Flakes, Nuts, Chips or Corn on the Cob?

Sakura: Oooh, maybe nuts! I'm a healthy eater =P.

10. 1 DORKY trait you have?

Sakura: Uhm, don't tell anyone (Why am I even telling you this?!) but: I have an Inner Sakura within me, who always pushes me to choose between choices, and we observe Sasuke-kun all the time, hehe...

11. I would parachute out of a plane for $______.

Sakura: Oh, our currency here is Yen, so maybe (even though it is completely dangerous): 10,000! Ahh, I very badly want a house of my own in the village! =P

12. Age when you learned to walk?

Sakura: Uhh, I think 3 years old probably... I was so young then!

13. Ever seen an animal give birth? Yes or No: If yes, what kind?

Sakura: Yes, one of Kakashi-sensei's dogs, though I forgot the name...they were sooooo adorable!

14. My hair: Parts down the middle, to the side, or doesn't part?

Sakura: Doesn't part, for sure :D. I'm unique! Oh, kidding! x)

15. Total Techy, Semi-Technical or Techless?

Sakura: Wha--? What on earth is Tech? Hm, since I don't know, haha, maybe Techless.

16. Volunteer? If yes, at what?

Sakura: I am a part-time worker at the Konohagakure Hospital, where, as a medical nin again, I treat the wounded and heal the dying to the best I could! (Are you a spy or something, because it's like I'm spilling all my information to you!!!)

17. Most hours you've gone without sleep?

Sakura: Ahhhhh, I'd look terrible without any rest! And Sasuke'll think I died! Well, technically if we go on missions we have, uhm, the same basic 8 hours of sleep, so I go 16 hours without sleep: (Ramen Nights NOT included!) Huh? That sounded so confusing just now...

18. Funniest looking animal?

Sakura: *snort* Well, I've never been allowed to tell Kakashi-sensei this, but I've always been amused by Pakkun's appearance! xD, A bulldog who is so annoying yet thinks he knows everything! But he's helpful on missions a lot.

19. Best thing about parties?

Sakura: Oooh, parties! What I like about them is you get to see your friends and chat with them, then do crazy stuff (not too crazy) I guess: Like 'Spin The Bottle!' Oh my gosh that was a...*gulp*, horrific experience...

20. Worst thing about parties?

Sakura: Eh, people who lose control, then end up hurting people then end up hurting people close to you if they get drunk or hyper! (Really, Team 7's been called to a few tasks like that--we had to stop Tsunade-sama, and she's so freakishly scary...)

~End of Questionnaire Part One~

Sakura suddenly dropped her pen, breathing heavily and panting, as soon as she realized she had a few beads of sweat on her forehead now. Sasuke and Naruto just stared at her, immediately concerned with what has happened as soon as she trembled slightly. The blonde burst, while the Uchiha instantly glared at the thing now scribbled on with Sakura's uniform, cursive handwriting.

" Sakura-chan! What is it!?" he exclaimed, standing up and dashing to her side. She closed her emerald eyes, then opened them briefly, setting her gaze on Uzumaki's worried face. She gestured a hand quickly. " No, it's nothing...I-I'm fine," she insisted, gripping the edge of the ramen table and relaxing herself. She did not want to let them know all the possible, zany things she has just written inside that completely insane book! Really, the questions were: Eh...

" Was it the book?" Sasuke snarled, grabbing it from the table and examining the first three pages, which felt so thick in his grasp yet looked so few. Sakura's eyes widened, as she tugged it away from a shocked Sasuke, whose mouth turned up in a slight hottie-approved smirk between his lips. She looked at the booklet intently, blushing a little at the thought if ever her 'former crush' has managed to peek a close look at her Sasuke moments. Good thing she got to yank it away from him...

" Uhm, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked timidly, who looked at it in curiosity and recalling what she had just told them. " Isn't it Sasuke-teme's turn now?". At the mention of his name he turned to stare, waiting, at the cherry-pink head, who now put the book in front of him shakily.

" Sasuke, be...careful, okay?" she whispered to him, a slight blush creeping up her pale cheeks. " You might find it a little...uncomfortable. I don't know--the feeling, it--it's like it sucks all the information out of you...," she added softly, warning him in the most calm way she could, her eyes becoming puppy-dog and going soft in front of the Uchiha, who tried his best not to stare at her beautiful face.

Naruto growled, instantly sensing the slight tension between the two, and so at that he decided to end it. No way will he steal Sakura from him! " Just get on with it, Sasuke!" he sheepishly threw at him, crossing his arms, his face in a pout and just silently awaiting the raven-haired boy's next movement.

Sasuke sent one last irritated look at the loud idiot, signaling that he was going to, while Sakura held back, her arms clasped around each other, quiet and desperate as she remained staring eerily at the Coke or Pepsi? material. " Hmph. Give me the pen." In an swift flash he found it in his hands, and in surprise he tried to seek who just did that a few seconds ago.

Laying his gorgeous orbs on the pink blossom Sakura, she was still shaking, while Naruto wrapped one slinging arm around her shoulder, sending Sasuke a too-bad-you-lose grin, his teeth sparking in mischief. " Don't worry, Sakura-chan, you'll be alright," he crooned to her, while at each passing moment, you didn't know the Uchiha was actually fuming with jealousy, ready to lock a fist with Naruto's stupid jaw any time now.

She nodded, gesturing to Sasuke to start answering the next set of naturally insane questions. Nodding seriously, he pried open the next page, which was once again so hard to turn. Bending the page with a single finger to make it flat, he set the pen on top of the first daring question before him, this time appearing with colorful arrays of bubbles all around the smooth page.

On both of his sides, Sakura and Naruto stood, poised and watching him. He knew they were staring at his right arm with the pen so intensely right now, that Sasuke thought they'd burn holes if he didn't move to the right a little bit.

" Hn," he slipped out, feeling comfortable, and, he must admit, nervous. Is it true what Sakura said?

Ready to answer the very first question, he scowled as soon as he felt this was a really inappropriate invasion of his privacy.

Hahahahahaha, I was basically laughing at myself just now, wondering: Did I really write this? Anyways, watch for Chapter Two, as it is Sasuke's turn to answer the crazy questionnaire right after Sakura. :) n.n xD LOL, I'll make sure you'll laugh continuously at this. Still going to be simple, as you know! So please review and tell me what you thought about Chapter One. ^_^ Thank you sooo much, I really appreciate it!

Noodles, xYama-chanx