Ok so, this song-fic refuses to leave me alone so since I can't find one already in existence, I'm sharing, enjoy
Sarah walked through the club she worked in, carrying drinks to one of the tables, the band playing in the background when she saw a familiar figure, tall, with wild blonde hair and mismatched eyes, she tried to ignore him as she always did, but she knew he'd make it impossible like always.
I judge by what she's wearing Just how many heads I'm tearing Off of assholes coming on to her Each night seems like it's getting worse
Jareth looked at Sarah, she wore a skin tight white tank top and a black mini skirt, personally he liked it but he knew the kind of attention it would get her from the drunks in the club.
And I wish she'd take the night offSo I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
He sighed, just one night he'd like to not have to beat someone for bothering with Sarah
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
Jareth listened as a man asked the dj about the "cute waitress" Jareth chuckled
"Already? This will be an interesting night" he whispered to himself
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Jareth watched as one of the men walked up to Sarah and handed her a shot glass
"here comes the next contestant"
He walked up to the man, who at this point had his arm around her and put a hand on his shoulder
"is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again, I'll watch you leave here limping"
The guy looked at him, fear in his eyes and quickly walked off, Jareth smiled at Sarah before disappearing back into the crowd
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
Jareth almost laughed when one of the drunk girls started hitting on Sarah, she was harder to intimidate away, but more likely to believe his threats.
Each time she bats an eyelash
somebody's grabbing her ass
everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
Sarah gasped as a hand groped her ass as she walked by, before she could respond Jareth stormed up and a snap was heard as Jareth's fist collided with the man's face
"back off" was all he said before disappearing once more
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant
after what Jareth did to the first couple of men no one else really pushed it when he told them to back off, he walked over to Sarah
"you know, I'd really prefer if you didn't wear such things to work, it saves me so much trouble, although I must admit, it'd be fun to make a few of these idiots run the labyrinth"
Sarah looked up at Jareth
"Since when am I your girlfriend?" she asked, trying not to smile.
Jareth did smile "since I said so miss Sarah" he said as he kissed her forehead and then disappeared back into the crowd for the last time that night, Sarah sighed knowing she would see him again tomorrow night, he always followed her to work.
Ok so there you go, I may turn this into a piece of a bigger chapter fic but idk, so let me know what you thought, first song fic, and btw I don't own labyrinth or next contestant, wished I did, but I don't
3 u all ^^