1Pokemon: Next Generation
It was a beautiful day in Pyrite City. The sun was shining, there were birds singing, and of course, Neal was sleeping like the lazy git he was.
"Neal! You better not still be sleeping!" his mom screamed, "Today's the day you get your starter Pokemon from Professor Sycamore! If your late, I'll kick you so hard in the Pokeballs, your grandchildren will inherit the bruises!"
At this point, Neal was hurriedly getting dressed, knowing that his mother had every intention to carry out her threat of unborn grandchildren-bruising. Neal put on his Denim jacket, black jeans, and most importantly, his lucky hat, and ran out the door, towards Professor Sycamore's lab.
"Bye, Mom!" Neal yelled back at the house.
"You're an accident!" his mom yelled back.
Neal hurried to the lab, repressing what his mother said, wondering fervently what kind of Pokemon he was going to get.
"I bet I'll get something really cool, like a..." Neal was stopped mid sentence, by a familiar, high-pitched voice behind him.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the Pokedweeb." The voice sneered.
"Oh, hey???." Neal mumbled, not even trying to sound excited. ??? had been his rival for years.
"Guess what, Pokenerd, I'm getting my first Pokemon today. Nyaaah!"
"That's really great???, but I can't talk, I have to go to Professor Sycamore." He said, trying to end the conversation, unsuccessfully.
"Hmmmph, you're just jealous because I'm prettier than you." ??? remarked.
"You know what???, I think...Wait, WHAT?" Neal exclaimed.
"You know, all the girls like me better."
"???, you're so deep in the closet, you're finding Christmas presents."
"I don't even know what that means."
Suddenly, a voice rang out from Professor Sycamore's lab.
"Hey, you kids, you're late!" Professor Sycamore yelled, "Now get inside!"
Neal and ??? ran inside Professor Sycamore's lab, both eager to see what their Pokemon would be. Professor Sycamore was standing next to a long, white table, with three ordinary Pokeballs on it. Professor Sycamore was wearing a long, white lab coat, and sporting a large gray beard, and a noticeable bald spot in his grey hair, which he usually covered up. When he realized that his bald spot was exposed, he quickly covered it with, a Cowboy hat.
"Now, boys." he said, trying to draw attention away from his bald spot, "It's time for you to pick a Starter Pokemon.
"Finally!" Neal thought to himself.
Will Neal get a good starter Pokemon?
Will ??? beat him in combat?
What's the deal with that kid's name anyway?
Who names their kid that?
And how do you pronounce it?
Damn.
That kid must get beat up at school a lot.
TO BE CONTINUED...