As the camera panned to a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, and overlooking the town, a disembodied voice spoke the following: "The quiet countryside town of Inaba may look peaceful, but it is cursed with a plague... And he's the cure."
"Hi, I'm your host, Adachi Tohru, and this is 'THOT PATROL INABA'."
The camera panned over to the town once more.
"He's the hero we all need," narrated the narrator. "But the one we do not deserve."
The camera then panned to Tohru sitting at a Junes table.
"It may look like a pretty okay place, but don't be fooled. There are bitches and whores everywhere. Oh shoot, there's one over there right now..."
Tohru and cameraman hid behind the table.
"So I was like 'seriously', and she was like 'no way', and I was like 'Oh my God!', and..."
"Sh... Don't make any sudden movements. It can smell the fear off of you."
He slowly and methodically approached the woman.
"Hey, I seem to have misplaced my cabbage. Can you help me find it? I think I dropped it over their near the TV section..."
As soon as the woman got close to the flat screen TV, Tohru (spraying his hands with disinfectant and putting on rubber gloves beforehand) pushed her in.
"BEGONE THOT!" shouted Tohru, his eyes glowing with the fury of a million suns. "Justice is served."
The rest of the show was Tohru pushing various women into the TV in a similar manner. The sun soon set. The camera panned to a road and Tohru in his car.
"What I do ain't easy. But it's a job that no one else will ta-"
"Adachi, you bastaaaard!" yelled a gray-haired man running up to the vehicle with what appeared to be a katana in his right hand.
"Uh, sir, who is that?" asked Tohru's cameraman.
The moment Tohru glanced into his rear-view mirror, his eyes widened.
"OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! Don't ask questions, just get in!"
The two drove off, leaving the gray-haired stranger behind.