Last one…maybe. So um, its about 2 hours since the last one but…

Disclaimer: I own nadda. MR.P and Stephanie own all, well except me…and Manderine…and Paris (Theys my kitty kats!)

I goes to concert now.

Dear humans, and aliens, and mutants,

So today I came home and found a small child on the couch.

And I was like, "OMFG!"

Did my dear Rosy decide to adopt finally.

I walked into the kitchen and found her at the table looking at a magazine.

I said with a smile, "So you finally got your wish."

She looked at me. "What do you mean?"

I was puzzled.

"You adopted!"

"Oh, no! That child is not adopted. I took her from this vacation home near here."

I stared at her.

She went on like nothing was wrong.

"She was getting more annoying than Edward bragging about the Fang, so I conked her in the head."

"What?"

"Yeah, she kept going on about…Gazzy and Total…? Her dollies or something?"

I gawked at her.

Gazzy was the Police that stopped me earlier.

Total was his dog.

They were not dolls.

Not even close.

So, turns out my Rosy is a kidnapper.

I don't think I'll get out of a ticket ever again.

Goodbye.

I'm now going to go and make fun of Kellen Lutz.

Er…

XOXO?

So I think that's the last one –!

Iggy: NO!!

Me: Um…what?

Iggy: A little birdie told me that something is gonna happen to Carlisle…

Me: Um… alright…

Iggy: YAYA *girly scream*

Me: I can see your feeling better.

Iggy: *cries* I need a cookie!

Me: There, there.

Iggy: Mmmm….Nudge.

Me: *looks up* Review!!!