The Really Really Pointless Random Death of Tom Riddle. AU
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Harry and Voldemort stood feet apart in the Great Hall, surrounded on all sides by his fellow death eaters, and Harry's loyal supporters.
The house elves thought that it would all go more nicely with some steak and kidney pudding. So they conjured some up out of nowhere and offered it to Harry Potter. He ate a bite, and thought it was very yummy. He watched as Kreacher gave some to Volemort and took a bite. Harry didn't think anything was wrong until Voldemort clutched his pale throat and began gagging.
"Ack!! Who put peanuts in mine?!" he demanded, and with that, he keeled over, dead.
The wizarding world rejoiced and all celebrated Kreacher's stroke of brilliance.
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THE END. Just a oneshot, but please review