It all started on a mission to find Orochimaru. They knew they would have to make difficult decisions but nothing they ever thought of was quite like this.
"You," said Orochimaru pointing at kakashi, "Cake or Death?" "Umm, Cake please," Answered Kakashi.
"Very well, Give him cake," Said Orochimaru to his ninja underlings.
" Well Thanks very much," said kakashi while eating his cake, "It's very nice cake."
And so Kakashi got away.
"You," said Orochimaru to naruto, "cake or death?"
"Uh cake for me too please," said Naruto. "Very well, Give him cake too, We're gonna run out cake at this rate," said Orochimaru.
And so Naruto left too.
"All right then, you Cake or Death?" Said orochimaru.
"Umm Death please," sakura stupidly said, "No wait Cake cake...cake sorry."
Ahahaha you said death first hahaha." Laughed Orochimaru.
" No well I meant cake," pleaded sakura. Scoff "alright fine You lucky Its not later in the series," said orochimaru.
And so sakura went to join the others.
"cake or death," said orochimaru to the last one there sasuke. "umm cake for me too please."
"well were out of cake we only had three bits but didn't expect such a rush." Said orochimaru crossly.
"what so my choice is 'or death'," said sasuke confused, "in that case I'll have the chicken please."
"Tastes of human sir," said orochimaru "would you like some white wine with that, there you go. Thank you for flying air orochimaru, cake or death."
"I asked for the vegetarian special," said sasuke snobbishly.
"ah yes the vegetarian here you go Mr. Uchiha. Would you like some more wine you little fucking bastard," Said orochimaru in an undertone.
"What was tha- uh thump," sasuke started saying but he fell unconscious.
"kukuku finally sasuke is mine," chortled orochimaru.
And so sasuke was held captive to be raped tortured and disposed of. ……ew.