(A/N: Hicha! This the second of two Naruto fics I'm writing! Wee! All bow down and praise me! Anyhoo, enough chitchat! Let's get on with the story!)

DISCLAIMER: I NO BE OWNER OF NARUTO! ONLY SAYIN' IT ONCE! SO THERE!

(Prologue)

"Hi-chan? Are mommy an' daddy comin' back?"

"...no Ha-chan."

"But...but why?

"...I don't know...'m sorry."

"Who's gonna take care'a us?"

"I will. I'll ne'er let anythin' happen to you."

"Whyzzat Hi-chan?"

"Because'm your sister. I'll always take care'a ya."

"Really?"

"Really. Ya just hafta promise me one thing."

"Whazzat, sissy?"

"That you'll always be with me. That by my side...I'll always have my twin."

"HAJIME! Wake UP!" a female voice snarled playfully, leaping onto the sixteen year old boy's stomach.

"GLAH!" Hajime cried, torn from the dreamworld, shooting upward from the weight, "HOTARU!" he roared up at the snickering figure of his twin, "GERROFF ME YA FAT WHORE!"

-piku…pikupikupiku-

-KLONG-

"Now you should know better than that, bro." Hotaru, smiled, tossing aside the dictionary she had used to bash her twin over the head with as he clutched his head.

"If I don't see you at school…on time, I might add, you're gonna be in for a poundin', ya ass." She called offhandedly over her shoulder.

"Yeah, yeah. Whaddever…ah, godDAMN IT that hurts!" he growled, cradling his skull as she exited the room.

Hotaru slipped on her regulation loafers and picked up her schoolbag and sword case with held her bokuto, Yunagi, before opening the door.

A bright sunny day greeted her eyes bringing a smile to her face.

"Such gorgeous weather…" Hotaru sighed happily, before launching herself skyward and punching the air with both fists, "WOO-HOO! I JUST KNOW TODAY'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC!"

Name: (last name omitted) Hotaru

Age: 16

Race: Human?

Eyes: Ice Blue

Hair: Honey Blonde w/highlights (two inches past her shoulder blades)

Height: 5' 0"

Weight: If you're feelin' lucky, ask away.

Special Skills: Has been practicing rhythmic gymnastics as longs as she has the martial arts (14 yrs)

Can down 12 cakes at once

Is the best fighter in ten school districts (In your face bro!)

(there are a few more but they're-a-seeeeeeeeecret!)

Motto: Having lotsa energy is priority one!

"Phweeeeh…guess I better get goin'." Hajime groaned, slipping on his school uniform and shaking out his shaggy hair.

He slid on his regulation loafers, picked up a gym bag with contained his gi and dashed out the door, taking in the scenery.

"Great weather…" he murmured, his mood instantaneously brightening.

"HALLRIGHT!" he whooped, "TIME TA KICK SOME ASS!"

Name: (last name omitted) Hajime

Age: 16

Race: Human?

Hair: Dirty blonde w/highlights (just long enough he can pull it into a short ponytail)

Eyes: Ice Blue

Height: 5' 2"

Weight: 120lbs

Special Skills: Can run a mile in under a minute

Can drink nine tubes of wasabi with out throwing up

Second-best fighter in ten school districts (grrr…I'll getcha yet Hotaru!)

(there are a few more but they're-a-seeeeeeeeecret!)

Motto: Touch my sister and die

"HYOOOOH-TOOOH!" Hotaru cried enthusiastically, jubilantly conveying a barrage of kicks and punches into the faces, stomachs, chests and groins of her assailants, "Sorry boys! Love ta stop an' chat, but I'm gonna be late!" she laughed dashing away from the bodies that rained down from the sky.

"Didn't even hafta draw Yunagi." Hotaru thought, a little depressed as she ran through the doors, "The competition's dwindling."

"RRRAAAAAUGH! OUTTA MY WAY, YA BASTARDS!" Hajime roared bashing a pair of skulls together, "Hotaru's gonna have my ass if I'm-"

DINN-DONN-DINN-DONN…

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Hajime shouted, tossing his adversaries aside, dashing for the school.

-SPROING-

-THM-

-GRRRNNNGRRRNNNGRRRNNN-

"GLAAAUGH! SIS! STOP IT! OW!" Hajime cried as Hotaru launched herself onto his shoulders and proceeded to give him a two fisted noogie the moment he stepped into class.

"Make me!" Hotaru growled tanuntingly, "I warned ya what would happen if ya weren't on time!"

"It wasn't my faul-" Hajime started but was swiftly interupted.

"Always with the excuses!" Hotaru scolded, drumming on Hajime's skull with both knuckles.

"HOTARU-SAN! HAJIME-SAN!" The sensei screamed, "TAKE THESE BUCKETS AND STAND IN THE HALL FOR THE REST OF THE PERIOD!"

The heavy water filled bucket weighed next to nothing in their hands, trained for fourteen years in the martial arts.

"Damnit, Hotaru! This is all your fault!" Hajime sighed half-heartedly.

"No. Actually, it's your fault for being late." Hotaru said in a singsong voice.

"Well, whatever." Hajime said, giving Hotaru a sly grin, "Wanna get outta here?"

"Was there ever a doubt in your mind?" Hotaru laughed, holding out a pair of biker glove clad hands towards her brother.

"Thought so." Hajime snickered, interlacing his own glove encased hands around his sister's.

There was a bright flash of light from between the clasped hands.

"Huh?" Hotaru gasped suddenly, "Ha-Hajime? Something…something's not right! Something's wrong!"

"What's happening?" Hajime cried as the pair disappeared.

"C'MON, NARUTO!" Haruno Sakura screamed, pumping her fist as the blond boy fought against Inuzuka Kiba and his canine cohort, Akamaru.

Hatake Kakashi watched with interest as Uzumaki Naruto gained the upper hand by way of Shadow Clone Jutsu and Art of the Doppelganger.

A brilliant flash of light suddenly interrupted the fight, blinding all those present for the chunin exams.

"Wha? What's all this?" Kakashi gasped.

"Ahh! It hurts!" Sakura cried.

"So bright…" Uchiha Sasuke hissed.

"What's going on?" Naruto yelled, "Is this some kinda trick?"

"Are we under attack?" Kiba hollered, Akamaru yelping disorientedly.

"WHOOOAA!" A pair of voices shouted in unison before their owners came crashing on top of the poor azure eyed boy.

"Ohhh…oh shit, ow!" A female voice moaned.

"Ahhh…ah god, that hurt!" A male voice groaned.

The light faded and a rather peculiar sight was beheld by all.

Twins, a boy and girl, sat atop Naruto in some of the strangest dress they had ever seen.

"Hajime?" the girl asked, "Where the hell did we get thrown?"

"'m not sure." The boy replied, helping her climb off Naruto, who was now thoroughly irked.

His hair was mussed, some wounds reopened and the stomach of his outfit torn open.

"HEY YOU!" He roared, "WHO TH' HECK'RE YOU? HOW TH' HECK DID YOU GET HERE? AND WHAT'S TH' DEAL INTERUPTIN' MY FIGHT WITH KIBA?"

The twin's turned to see whom was speaking and their eyes were almost instantaneously drawn to the mark around his navel and in the space it takes to blink, they were up close and personal, examining the curse seal.

"Hey bro! Check it out!" the girl squealed excitedly, "Same as ours! Dya think he's th' one?"

"No doubt. Couldn't be anyone else." The boy replied, a huge grin spreading on his face, "This is just too wild!"

"Excuse me." Kakashi interjected, "But what are you-"

The girl clasped her hands around the boy-kyuubi and squealed in delight.

"HEEEEEEE! I never DREAMED I'd get the chance to meet you!" she cried, happiness radiating out of every pore, "This is awesomely-fantastic!"

"Uh…thanks…I guess." Naruto smiled, happy to have a fangirl (a rather cute one at that), "But…dya mind tellin' me who ya are?"

"Hee-hee!" the girl laughed, "Notta prob! My name is…Uzumaki Hotaru!"

"And I'm Uzumaki Hajime!" The boy said, snickering at the look of complete and utter disbeliefon Naruto's face.

"IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU GRANDPA!" Hotaru squealed as shetackle-glomped the dumbstruck boy.

(A/N: In the next chapter, Naruto learns more about his descendants and how they managed to get there and...hey! Sakura! OH, NO-NO NANNETTE! You like SASUKE!...STOP IT! QUIT LOOKIN' AT HAJIME LIKE THAT! R&R Peeps. 'm out.)
Please note that the earlier usage of Hi-chan was in reference to Hotaru's name, which means, "Firefly". The kanji, "hi", means 'fire', hence the nickname.