What my brain does after playing Earthworm Jim then going strait for Resident Evil 5. Enjoy the randomness of it all.
Inside a random building in some random location in Insectika a group of five sat together. A rather odd group: a person wearing a hooded cloak with a plague doctors mask on, a man with an upside down monkey fused into the top of his head (they share one set of eyes), an ugly mutated insect like woman, and an albino rat like feline with black sunglasses on.
"That is just stupid. Everyone knows mutilation is the most sincere form of flattery." The bug woman stated flatly crossing her four arms in a huff. The half human-half monkey glared at her while the monkey part of his head screeched.
"It's pretty obvious that you have so many man afta ya with how mutilated you are. Excella Slug-For-A-Butt." She glared at him.
"That's Queen Excella Pulsating Bloated Festering Sweaty Pus-filled Malformed Slug-For-A-Butt To you Irving!" Both his human and Monkey head growled.
"You know I prefer Professor Monkey-For-A-Head!" The Cloaked figure spoke up.
"But, you aren't even a Professor..." Obviously the figure was using a voice altering devise so it sounded like two different voices spoke at the same time. As the bickering escalated (and the cloaked person ignored), a small black leather gloved fist slammed on the table much louder then it seemed possible. The owner of the fist was the small albino feline.
"Enough! Did you all forget why we are here?" The small group looked at each other. The cat sighed.
"It's the destruction of-"
Slam.
The door to the base was kicked open by a man in a white full body suit with a blue belt and blue straps in an X design on his chest and back connected on his belt, next to the man was a woman (at least it looked like a woman) who was made of some odd green goo. Both were pointing guns at the group, though the goo woman was holding one that appeared to be made of the same material as she was.
"Freeze!" Professor Monkey-For-A-Head jumped in shock and fell out of his chair while the cat jumped up onto the table and hissed at the odd duo. Slug-For-A-Butt scoffed at them and crossed her arms while the mask wearing one backed off towards the window.
"Make us Chris!" The cat hissed and unsheathed his larger then should be claws. Monkey-For-A-Head and Slug-For-A-Butt ran over to the far wall sensing the incoming fight.
"Its over Wesker. You are your little group are going down." Chris jabbed his gun is Wesker's direction for emphasis as the goo girl behind him nodded. Wesker smirked vary smugly.
"You seem to be unable to count. There are only two of you and there are four of us, you are out matched!"
"Wrong! It's three on three!" The bird masked one spoke up no longer using the voice altering device. Everyone looked at her as she tossed the cloak and mask away to reveal who she is.
"Whats-Her-Name!" Wesker the Cat exclaimed as Chris grinned at the black and yellow stripe wearing woman.
"Codenamed: Jill." He spoke as she ran over to the two against the wall and kicked Irving in the head with a heeled boot. Chris fired off some rounds at Wesker who easily dodged every round. Sheva joined in shooting at the albino feline but both had little success in hitting him. Whats-Her-Name was fighting Monkey-For-A-Head while Slug-For-A-Butt tried to sneak out of the building. The battle started to get vary intense and dangerous but suddenly an annoying buzzing kept going off, everyone froze as if time stopped.
Chris opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling for a moment then redirected his eyes to lock onto the gaming system that lay on his bedroom floor. He sat up and sighed.
'That's it. No more Earthworm Jim before bed.' He thought as he rubbed his eyes out of both tiredness and annoyance.
Well, I hope you liked it and please R and R!