Surviving Sweet Sixteen

by popochi-chan

He loves her...She loves him...It all starts with sweet sixteen. Yet no matter how much they try to give hints to each other of what they feel...they simply can't...in the end...they just love each other in secret even though it breaks their heart..

1. This is Konoha High School

Disclaimer: I Don't own Naruto! Cause if I did, I would be the happiest person in the whole wide world!

Title: Surviving Sweet Sixteen

Author: sassy4sasusaku

Chapter 1: This is Konoha High School

The sun is rising to introduce a beautiful new day. Birds chirping, people on their beds sleeping soundly…"GOD

DAMN IT!" ……..Uzumaki Naruto, the son of the UNO CORP. industry for ceramics and utensils.

The corporation is a big success earning million and million of yens. Thus, making Naruto the heir of the company

since he doesn't have a brother and all." SHIT! It's 7:00 a.m! The guys are gonna kill me!". "Naruto-sama is

everything alright?" "yes, everything's alright. Please prepare my bike for me." Naruto answered. " Which one

sama? The red Yamaha bike, blue, black or gray?" Satoshi, Naruto's personal butler asked. " Maybe the black

one." "Hai, Naruto-sama."

"Jesus Christ, where is the dobe?" a young raven haired guy asked. " If he doesn't show up in 2 minutes I'm

gonna kick his butt into a bloody pulp." A white eyed guy said. "Do we have to do this? I mean what if the girls go

for revenge. It's going to be troublesome." A lazy guy muttered. "Why Shikamaru, falling in love with a certain

girl?""Shut up Neji!" "Ya know Neji could be right." " Oh man, not you too Sasuke, for the 100th time, I'm too

lazy to fall in love!" "Hey guys sorry if I was late!I overslept." "You always did dobe." "Whattya say bastard!"

"Enough with this senseless argument, let's start the trap."

"Damn! I didn't get enough sleep just because of that stupid homework!" a pink haired girl said. "Sakura-chan! We're over here girl!" a loud blonde haired girl shouted out. "Hey guys! Sorry if I was a little late." "No big." A bun haired girl said. " At least you came to school without being chased around by 'crazy for you' fan boys. We arrived here as if we were ruled over by Gai-Sensei and his youth speeches." A pearl eyed girl continued.

"Anyway, let's get going." Sakura told them. "Okay their almost there." Neji whispered. "Just a little more." Naruto continued. "Target locked"Sasuke said. Then………….

."AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" "MY HAIR!" "MY CLOTHES!" "MY NAILS!" "MY SHOES!"

Everybody looked at them and gasped. Especially their fan boys. "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA…." Four gorgeous looking boys appeared out of the bushes. " Did you love our surprise girls?" Sasuke asked trying to stop himself from laughing. "UCHIHA SASUKE! I SWEAR YOU'RE SO GONNA PAY FOR THIS!" Sakura answered him firmly. The girls were dripping wet and freezing to death.

" LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR HYUUGA NEJI!" Tenten, the bun haired girl with chocolate eyes shouted. "Awwwwwwwwww… I was only trying to make you happy Tenten-chan." Neji said seductively. This made Tenten's spine shiver. "Make me happy my ass Neji. This is so not making me all cheery. And stop flirting. I hate it. It freaks me out." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah." Tenten kicked his private part on the spot. "Oooff." Neji was lying sidewards trying to control the pain. ."Serves you right."

"Ummmmmmmmmm……It's not what you think Ino." Shikamaru was starting to shake in fear. "NARA SHIKAMARU……….what the hell did I tell you about messing with my nails?" "That I'll be dieing soon?" "Right." "Oh Shit." Shikamaru started to run……………real fast. "COME BACK HERE YOU LAZY ASS! I'M SO GONNA KNOCK YOU DOWN TO HELL!"

"Tisk, tisk, tisk. I feel sorry for Shikamaru and the other guys.Ne, Hinata-chan?" "Naruto-kun…..do you know where I got these shoes?" "Ummmmm…….in New Jersey?" "In Russia.…………..BONE HEAD!" Hinata punched him on the shin and he went flying to the air.

'I better get out of here. I think I'm next' Sasuke thought.

"Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke stood frozen. Never wanting to hear that voice in its dangerous mode. "Yo! Wassup sexy thing!" 'oh no. bad thing to say. Prepare for your death Uchiha Sasuke.' "" What did you CALL ME!" sasuke started to run for his life but………………..Sakura got a very. Very. Very. Thick rope out of no where and starting to form circle on the air like a real cowgirl would get a bad, bad naughty, naughty animal. For instance, imagine Sasuke as the mad bull and Sakura the cow girl. Oh yeah, the bull would be dead. "OH NO….YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Sakura caught Sasuke with the rope and started to pull him nearer and nearer to her. "Gottya bastard." She grinned evilly and started to tie him on the tree. "See ya guys. Good luck" and the girls left the boys crawling in pain.

I hope you liked my ever first fic. Please review. Flamers are accepted. Cause I care less for those bitches and bastards. Well , just click the lavender button and start typing anything. Reading and NOT REVIEWING A STORY IS CHEATING.

Bad, bad example to the children. Well, watch out for my second chappie. CLASS A1.