"ZETSUBOU!" Aporia screamed at the top of his lungs as Yusei Fudo laughed.

"Looks like I win another round of Poker, Aporia. You mad?"

"…ZETSUBOU!" Aporia yelled in response before picking up a deck of UNO Cards.

"Another card game? Seriously Aporia?" Yusei asked with a sigh.

"Yes! I won't stop until I save the Zetsubou future!" Aporia responded, his huge, Hulk-like hands holding the tiny cards in his hands.

"Aporia, how the heck do you grab anything, much less children's cards with those gigantic hands?" Yusei dared to question as his eyebrow rose.

"Hey, shut up! It isn't my Zetsubou fault you know!" Aporia responded, clenching his fists and crushing the UNO Cards in his hand. "Dammit!"

"I know your pain, man, I know your pain" ZONE chimed in.

"ZETSUBOU! NOT YOU AGAIN!" Aporia yelled.

"Dude, calm down. I know I built you this way, but it was for the better" ZONE said nervously as he tried to back away slowly.

"You tried to kill me, and then you tried to kill off practically everyone in New Domino City! How do you expect me to calm down? ZETSUBOU!" Aporia pointed at ZONE's old, decrepit face.

"Whoa, calm down, you're screaming at an old man trying to cosplay as me!" Yusei panicked.

"Hey, just because you weren't around to save the future doesn't mean you can just outright call me a cosplayer" ZONE responded.

"ZETSUBOU! I thought we were supposed to play UNO, Yusei!"

"Keep your Zetsubous to yourself! Remember that you went all Kibou on us after you got your butt handed to you by Rua of all people!" Yusei pointed at Aporia accusingly.

"That's because the stupid directors made me say that twenty thousand times in a damn row! Zetsubou!"

"Don't worry Aporia, we'll make you Kibou again if you keep on complaining." Rua laughed.

"Quiet, Shounen, remember who was crying when I fired missiles at your idol and your little sister? Remember the Zetsubou! Feel it!"

"Souka… zetsubou toiu monoka…"

"Shounen, korega Zetsubou da…" Aporia shook his head. "Dammit, the lines are stuck in my head!"

"Guess all the blood's in the hands rather than brain" Yusei rolled his eyes.

"Oh, look at me, I can Crimson Hax and talk all about my damn Kizuna Hax!" Aporia mocked Yusei with a grin.

"Okay, now that's just trolling me…" Yusei twitched.

"Was there even any point to this?" Jack Atlas asked, the blond-haired man looking at everyone.

"I don't think so… I personally blame the person writing this right now. Zetsubou!" Aporia answered.

"Then I guess it's time for me to save the day…" Jack placed his hand over his heart as a glow came from it.

"Uh-oh… don't tell me…" Aporia's eyes widened.

"BURNING SOUL!" Jack commanded as flames surrounded his fist.

"OH NO! HE'S GONNA USE FALCON PAWNCH!" Yusei panicked as he made a run for it.

"Show your moves!" Captain Falcon chimed in, flames surrounding his fist too. "FALCON…" he made a run at Jack.

"PAWNCH!" the two of them clashed their flaming fists against one another.

"ZETSUBOU!" Aporia yelled before the universe completely imploded.


Yes indeed, that is what happened to Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's after episode 154. Is there any problems? No? Alrighty then!

Author's Note: This was randomness I decided to write up. Fricken' Katsumi Ono trolled me by having Yusei=/=ZONE. Q_Q

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! 6D's, I only own the contents of the stuff I write to either troll NAS' characters, or just for writing in general. uMad?