A/N: So I was reading one where Victoire was a single mother with a daughter and I thought, what if Teddy was a single father with a son. So I whipped this up. I'll continue it tomorrow. Yes, Choco, I put the Joseph part in just for you. You'll probably catch on. If not, I'll shun you. Haha. JK! So yeah, This is dedicated to "EMMETRULs247" Check out her amazing stories, after you read this one of course. Or not, either one works for me. And review my story please =D If you decide to read it and not skip ahead to Choco's amazingness. They make me happy. So very happy...

DISCLAIMER: NO I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR MOST OF THE THINGS VICTOIRE SAYS! Ha.

"You... you're... What?" Teddy asked his girlfriend in disbeleif. She couldn't be. They had sex what... once? Maybe twice. If she was.... was... He couldn't even put it into words!

"Pregnant," Victoire said slowly, holding her stomach.

"how?" Teddy asked.

"Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. And in this case..."

"Victoire, stop it," Teddy said, leaning against the wall. "I just... Really?"

Victoire nodded.

"We're only... We need to go away."

"What?" Victoire asked.

"Yes. Far, far away."

"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..." Victoire mumbled.

"What?" Teddy asked. His girlfriend was a whack-job.

"You know I do that Teddy," She exclaimed. "I quote things when people say things and i get reminded of them!" She exclaimed, leaning against the wall.

"Do you think we can get away from it?" Teddy asked.

"What do you mean?" Victoire asked.

"You know... the family and stuff."

"Yes. We can get away from it. I know we can. It's not that difficult. All we have to do is stop, drop, and roll."

Teddy shook his head. Victoire always related to the family as a fire. It was the red hair.

"So... we're going to go?" Teddy asked.

"Yes! Go, go, go, Teddy you know what they say."

"Shalalala Vicky we'll make it some day," Teddy sung a long. The two started laughing then Teddy Apparated them away to Australia.

"Australia?" Victoire questioned, looking at a kangaroo.

"It's not Europe."

"How about Canada?" Victoire questioned, grabbing Teddy and Apparating away.

"C'mon," Teddy said, Apparating to America.

"This works," Victoire said, looking around the crowded city. Teddy kissed Victoire on the cheek and they walked down the street.

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Teddy looked at his son, holding him gingerly in his hands. "You're mother would've loved you," Teddy whispered. He was heartbroken. Victoire had died in Labor. They ended up doing a C-section. Teddy couldn't tell anyone. He just... he just held his son in his arms. Victor. Victor Gabe Lupin. Almost what Victoire's would have been if she married him. Teddy shed a tear and looked at his son. He had green hair. He was a metamophmagus. They found the wizarding hospital in America, and they had him there. They told Teddy about a few wizarding communities. Teddy was fine with them. he was living in one. He wasn't happy. But he wasn't that said either. He was fairly content.

He put the baby down and he started crying. Teddy picked him up and rocked him back and forth.

A/N: Sorry for any and all typos. Please do not flame me for that ONE reason. Yes, that has happened to me. Hah... i like that word... metamophmagus... its big... and it makes me sound smart... actually it does not... So... nevermind... just... review... and ignore anything after an authors note that's not in bold from now on. K? That'll probably save you from having to see a shrink one of these days.