Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but Rowling is doing a very good job!

Chapter 1

"All right, " began Professor Dumbledore, ringing the golden bell. "First years, it is now time to be sorted into your houses!" Followed by the students' anxious applause, the dishes of hot buttered potatoes, fresh-squeezed orange juice, and tender chicken stripsyou get the idea immediately disappeared into the candle-lit air. It was Fred and George Weasley's first day at Hogwarts, the school of Wizardry and Witchcraft

Their mother and father, grandpa and grandma, great grand-well basically their whole family had gone to Hogwarts. Fred recapped his memory of this wonderful adventure; how he had lit up the wand store while trying out a wand, how he had leaped into the 9 3/4 bus stop, how he had stolen Ron's rat and stuffed it down George's pan--

"Fred Weasley!" Professor McGonagall yelled out, reading from the alphabatized first year's list.

Oh boy, this is it! Thought the red-headed comedian as he linked arms with George and walked up the staircase. Their steps were poised, and they bowed to the teachers before stepping on the stage.

"HEY!" puffed a fierce-looking man covered in scars, chasing after them. " HEY! ONE AT A TIME! "

"Nope, " replied Fred

" We're together, " George added

"Forever" ended the other twin.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" They cried in unison.

The man's face turned a crimson color as the remaining students laughed: "BOOO FILCH!" He was never liked very much, but he could tell that he was going to have even more trouble this year…with these pranksters around.

The twins then turned to Professor McGonagall, and sensing her tense up, ready to kick them out, they shaked their index fingers back and forth.

" Now don't mess with us, girlfriend. " They warned in a joking matter.

In a state of shock, her eyes literally bulging out, Professor McGonagall just stared at the kids, her lips seemingly glued together. George grabbed the hat, and placed it on top of his head. After a few confusing seconds, the hat seemed to get what was going on, and yelled out : " GRIFFINDOR for both!"

Fred hooted."Ooh yes, baby. GRIFFINDOR IT IS!"

The whole room erupted into roaring applause, even the Slytherins found it entertaining.

"You betcha!" winked George while slapping Fred's hand.

"AHMM!" Professor Dumbledore coughed into the microphone, " I think that's enough, boys." He chuckled, and touched a strand of his long, silver hair. The teachers around him glanced at each other with the same expression in their eyes, seemingly saying: this is going to be a very…interesting year with them here.

Fred and George grinned at each other, then at Dumbledore. They smirked as they headed towards the Griffindor table; Darn right this was going to be an interesting year…