This is my first story on here…hope you like it.
Final Fantasy part that never made it to the movie.
Yazoo: It's a boring day! I want to shoot some body!
Kadaj: Shut up idiot!
Loz: Hey! Don't make me separate you two! I'll do it! (Cracks knuckles)
Yazoo: (Startled face)
Kadaj: (Playfully looks to the side) I wonder where traitor brother is?
Yazoo: Not again!
Loz: Yes! Some thing to do! Let's go look for him!
Yazoo: I just want to find Mother!
Two hours later:
Kadaj: &# we've looked everywhere!
Yazoo: Well…apparently not 'cause we haven't found him.
Kadaj: Shut the $# up!
Loz: You shouldn't use profanities like that around him…he'll start yelling them out for no reason.
Kadaj: No one asked you!
Loz: (Crosses arms) Fine!
Tifa: What's going on?
Loz: Hey! Isn't that brother's girl?
Kadaj: (Look's with wild eyes) Yes!
Tifa: Oh ho! Um…Cloud? (Tifa starts running away.)
Kadaj: NO! Get her!
Yazoo: Bang, bang time!
At Cloud's place:
Cloud: …You've got to be kidding!
Voice over the phone: I'm sorry. That's the way it is.
Cloud: I can't believe this! You mean I owe all THAT to you!
Tifa: (Bangs on the door.) Cloud! Help!
Cloud: I'll call you back. (Cloud hangs up.)
Tifa: (Keeps banging) Let me in, let me in! Let me in NOW!
Cloud: Tifa? (Cloud slowly opens the door.)
(Tifa lands on top of Cloud.)
Tifa: Aaah, well, I did exactly mean for THAT to happen.
Cloud: What is it? What's going on?
Tifa: I saw Kadaj and his gang up at the cliff…I think they want to play with you again.
Cloud: groan Great…well best not keep them waiting.
Back behind Cloud's house:
Yazoo: These flowers make me sneeze.
Kadaj: Shut up…wait…they make you sneeze.
Yazoo: Yeah.
Loz: Oh great.
Kadaj: Shhh!
Muffled voices from inside:
Cloud: …You thing there still back at the cliff?
Tifa: No, they where following me but I shook them off.
Loz: Yeah right!
Kadaj: Shut…Up…Loz!
Yazoo: I'm going to sneeze you guys.
Kadaj: No! Keep him quiet!
Loz: Get up!
Yazoo: (Sneezes into Loz's glove)
Loz: Yuck!
Kadaj: (Kadaj looks back) Eeew!
Yazoo: Thanks guys.
Loz: Quiet!
Muffled voice from inside:
Cloud: What was that!
Yazoo: Run away! RUN AWAY!
Loz: Move it!
Kadaj: I told you guys to be QUIET!
Cloud: It's Kadaj! Get him!
Kadaj: (Kadaj's fear catches up with him and he runs faster) Nooooooo! (In fact, Kadaj runs so fast that he runs past Yazoo and Loz.)
Yazoo: Hey! What's the…Aaaaak! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Loz: I'm going as fast as I can!
Kadaj: Well good bye Loz, was nice knowing you! (Kadaj and Yazoo start up their bikes.)
Loz: Hey! Hey get back here!
Tifa: Tackle him! (Body slams him.)
Cloud: Dog pile! (Cloud follows her lead.)
(Kadaj and Yazoo high tail it.)
Yazoo: Ooops! I just remembered…Loz has the map of the town we're trying to invade.
Kadaj: What! YOU IDIOT! Aaah! Now we godda turn around!
Back at Clouds place:
Loz: Let me go!
Cloud: I don't think so!
Tifa: Hold him down just a little bit longer.
Cloud: Hey! Do I hear motorbikes?
Kadaj and Yazoo jump the wall:
Yazoo: (Whips out gun and points a Cloud.) Let him go or so help me!
Kadaj: (Pulls out sword) take one step closer to him and I'll cut your breasts off!
Cloud: Hey! You don't talk to a lady that way! (Bullet shoots past his ear.)
Yazoo: (Plows smoke from gun muzzle.) Let…Loz…go.
Loz: Hey Cloud…Watch your head!
Tifa: gasp CLOUD! LOOK OUT!
(Loz kicks Cloud to the side.)
Kadaj: Nice one Loz!
Loz: (Gets up) Okay…come on pretty boy!
Tifa: Cloud!
Yazoo: I'll take care of the girl.
Kadaj: (Walks over to Cloud.) Come on Cloud. Let's dance!
Cloud: Sure! If you can do the twist!
(Both jump up into the air)
Yazoo: Loz! Get back home and hid that map. Kadaj and I will be with you shortly!
Tifa: Not if I can help it! (Tifa throws a hard punch at him.)
Loz: Okay. Wait…what map?
Yazoo: Don't you remember? The map we gave you last night!
Loz: Oh yeah! I gave that to Sephiroth.
Kadaj: (Lands on the ground) to whom?
Loz: Sephiroth.
Kadaj: Oh ho! Okay…we have to go. Bye, bye!
(All run for the bikes.)
Cloud: Where do YOU think your going? (Cloud runs up and kicks Kadaj.)
Kadaj: OW! WHY YOU… (Kadaj starts to hit back.)
Yazoo: Kadaj! Let it go! (Yazoo reaches over and grabs his arm.) We have to go!
Kadaj: glare if we weren't in a hurry…I'd have killed you for what you did!
(Advent gang jumps on bikes.)
After an hour of driving:
Sephiroth: I wonder what this thing is. (Sephiroth picks up the map.)
Kadaj: No! (Jumps up and grabs the map.)
Sephiroth: What has gotten into you?
Kadaj: gasp there! Huff I…got it!
Sephiroth: Got what?
Yazoo: Nothing! Get out of here. Get out, get out, get OUT!
Loz: Bye boss!
Sephiroth: Hold it!
(All stop and cringe)
Sephiroth: What is going on here? And what is so important about that piece of paper?
Kadaj: Nothing! (Kadaj turns and tries to run away.)
(Sephiroth grabs him by the coat collar and picks him up.)
Kadaj: Hey! Put me down, put me down, put me down!
Sephiroth: Then if that piece of paper is nothing…then you won't mind letting me see it…would you?
Yazoo: (Whispers) don't give it to him, don't give it to him, don't give it to him please!
Loz: It's just a piece of paper boss! (Grabs it, starts to run away before he opens it showing it off.) See?
Sephiroth: Hey wait a minute! (Sephiroth drops Kadaj.)
Kadaj: Oomph!
Sephiroth: That looks like a map! (Grabs it out of Loz's hand) In fact…the same one I said you couldn't invade! (Then he looks over at Kadaj.) You wouldn't happen to be in the process of disobeying those orders would you Kadaj?
Kadaj: (Closes eyes tightly) Busted!
Sephiroth: I thought you might.
Yazoo: Butt slashing time!
(Sephiroth comes up and grabs Kadaj then drags him out side.)
Loz: poor guy…he won't be able to sit for a week.
Yazoo: Yeah well I guess he's getting what he deserves…coffee?
End.