Ways To Annoy Your Favorite Group From Inuyasha

I'm really bored. Bored enough to write this. I know (and don't lie) that all the Inuyasha fans want to go to Feudal Japan. But what would happen if you went there and then there was nothing to do (they don't have computers O.O)? So I wrote this list of ways to annoy your favorite group (Inu, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara) from Inuyasha. Please Enjoy!

1. Poke Miroku Continuously

2. Make weird noises at random times

3. Stalk Shippo

4. Keep saying "I know what you are but what am I?" to Kagome

5. Every time Miroku walks by yell "Sexual Harassment!"

6. Steal Sesshomaru's fluff and say that Rin did it

7. When everyone is together sing "Superstar" out loud (I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car. I am a superstar and I don't care who you are)

8. Yell "Sesshomaru is my bestestest friend!"

9. When near Sango out of no where go "MIROKU IS GAY!?!?"

10. Chase Sesshomaru yelling "ALL I WANT IS A HUG!!!"

11. Give Shippo "the talk"

12. Call Kagome Kahome

13. When Koga is alone, sneak up behind him and whisper "7 days" in his ear and then run away before he knows it's you

14. Go up to Miroku and say "Have you ever heard of prostitution?"

15. Have Kagome go back to her time and get one of those laser pen things and tease Kirara with it.

16. Rub Sango's butt and blame it on Miroku (continue on 17)

17. Then watch Sango beat the crap out of Miroku

18. Start a yo momma fight with Kagome

19. Start flipping out on Shippo for no reason

20. Constantly ask "So...who's the father?" to Kagome

21. Take Sango's Hirakotsu and sell it on e-bay for 50 cents

22. Constantly sing "Kagome and Orochimaru sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g"

(Sorry to all of the Kagome and Orochimaru fans...I had to do that)

23. Talk really fast whenever you say something

24. Tie Kagome to a chair and make her watch educational stuff all day because she never goes to school (lucky bitch)

25. Take Inuyasha to the vet

26. Dress him up as Santa on Halloween and Christmas

27. Be the host of the big fight between Kikyo and Kagome that magically started...not by you...O.O

28. Put cayenne pepper on Inuyasha's ramen and watch him flip out

29. Steal tensusaiga and watch Inu rip loose on Kagome

30. Give Inu extra spicy ramen and Kagome coffee with lots and lots and lots of sugar

31. Throw acorns at Shippo

(Okay I'm sorry Shippo (hugs Shippo))

32. If Miroku wants someone to bear his child THAT bad, make him go on a blind date with the ugliest, fattest chick you can find.

(Laughing at Miroku's expression)

33. Blow a dog whistle around Inuyasha at random times

34. Keep calling Kikyo a manwhore

35. And FINALLY! Have Kagome say sit about 3,000 times

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You know...I really feel bad for Inuyasha right now...I'll always hate Kikyo, Kagome, and Orochimaru. I x3 Shippo and Kirara though. Oh and btw I have the best picture of Miroku's expression to his "blind date" Can't wait to hear the comments...