Item #: SCP-3171
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3171 should be kept in a well decorated room with plush furniture and a good wireless internet signal. All personnel should be polite and courteous when communicating with the subject. SCP-3171 is allowed to roam around the facility in daylight hours, but is not allowed to speak with any other subject, especially the subjects retrieved from the same location as SCP-3171.
Description: SCP-3171 is an oval shaped figure with a small protrusion from the top that functions as a head. Two long arms and four legs hand from the bottom of SCP-3171. It is white in pigmentation, with small black tufts of a hair like substance coming from its head. It stands at four feet two inches.
SCP-3171 is capable of complex human speech, although it is not good at carrying civilized conversation. Whenever spoken to, SCP-3171 will typically complain about anything, no matter how accommodated its requests are. It has shown an ability to detect wireless internet signal, commenting on Site ##'s poor signal even without a device. It has also proven very resilient, demonstrated when one of its guard grew tired of the complaints and put three bullets in its head. It responded to the attack by saying, "Ugh, this sucks." The guard was restrained before he could cause more damage.