You may have heard all about Adam and Eve and their eating of the forbidden fruit
but did you ever hear about Robby the very first Raccoon? Well he was born just prior
to Adam and Eve and when he was born he did not know what to do. So he wrote this
really stupid book called the Bible and now millions upon millions of people blindly
follow the words written in this stupid book written by a raccoon. Did I mention that
Robby had Down's Syndrome. So all of these Christians are living and dying by
a poorly written book written by a retarded raccoon. And Robby now says
"DUR DUR DUR YOU ARE ALL STUPID IDIOTS FOR EVEN READING THIS BOOK.
I WROTE THE DAMN THING IN 15 MINUTES! RURURURURURURURURURU"
but did you ever hear about Robby the very first Raccoon? Well he was born just prior
to Adam and Eve and when he was born he did not know what to do. So he wrote this
really stupid book called the Bible and now millions upon millions of people blindly
follow the words written in this stupid book written by a raccoon. Did I mention that
Robby had Down's Syndrome. So all of these Christians are living and dying by
a poorly written book written by a retarded raccoon. And Robby now says
"DUR DUR DUR YOU ARE ALL STUPID IDIOTS FOR EVEN READING THIS BOOK.
I WROTE THE DAMN THING IN 15 MINUTES! RURURURURURURURURURU"