Ok, I was doing this random story when I was supposed to be doing my
homework...and it's very random... and it's a sad attempt at being funny.
Please attempt to enjoy it! Go easy on me, it's my first fanfic. (
Disclaimer: Well, seeing as I am writing fanfic...and I'm not richer than the
queen of England...you figure it out! P.S. The song Harry is singing is "Are
You Happy Now?" by Michelle Branch.
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2:30 in the afternoon. Hermione Granger checked her schedule. It was "Start a fight with Ron and yell at him for five hours straight" time.
"RONALD WEASLEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT HOMEWORK TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!" she screamed, running over to Ron and Harry, who were innocently eating pickle-flavored ice cream cones.
"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHEN I DO MY HOMEWORK!" screamed Ron, flinging his ice cream on the ground and tackling Hermione. Harry ignored them.
Ron and Hermione sprawled across the grass in a fist fight, screaming insults that would have to be cut out if they were on public television. Harry picked up Ron's ice cream cone and began to eat it, grass and all.
"YOU ARE A LLAMA!!!" Hermione screamed, because she couldn't think of a better insult.
Harry had finished both ice creams and was trying to decide what to do next. He mentally thought of things to do: Yell at random people about having a scar on his forehead (Nah, I've already done that today), yell at Ron and Hermione about spoiling his day (It's more fun watching them fight), scream at more random people (Yep, done that already, too), and buy more pickle ice cream (but I'd have to drop it again to give it the grass flavor!). He decided to sing a song.
"Could you look me in the eye..." Harry sang. "And tell me that you're happy now?"
"Hey!" a student yelled. "Aren't you going to separate your friends?"
Harry looked over at Ron and Hermione. Ron had a bloody nose, and was yelling something about "...who cares if I like pickle ice cream!". And Hermione looked like she had broken her arm, and was screaming something that sounded like "...and I don't CARE about all the hints J. K. Rowling is dropping, we are NOT going to live in London when we get married! It has to be Yorkshire! And YOU are a Llafa!!!"
"Wait a minute," someone yelled out. "What's a llafa?"
"It's a cross between a llama and a waffle," called out Harry. "And no, I'm not going to stop them. They can work it out for themselves. They're going to have to anyway, if J. K. Rowling wants to keep the plot moving along." Harry turned to walk back into the castle to get some more pickle ice cream.
Ron and Hermione went back to fighting, and all people could hear were their screams. If you listened very closely, though, you could hear a wiry, black haired boy with a scar on his forehead singing "...cause I'm happy now." PLEASE review! I want to know if it was funny! Hope you enjoyed it!
2:30 in the afternoon. Hermione Granger checked her schedule. It was "Start a fight with Ron and yell at him for five hours straight" time.
"RONALD WEASLEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT HOMEWORK TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!" she screamed, running over to Ron and Harry, who were innocently eating pickle-flavored ice cream cones.
"IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHEN I DO MY HOMEWORK!" screamed Ron, flinging his ice cream on the ground and tackling Hermione. Harry ignored them.
Ron and Hermione sprawled across the grass in a fist fight, screaming insults that would have to be cut out if they were on public television. Harry picked up Ron's ice cream cone and began to eat it, grass and all.
"YOU ARE A LLAMA!!!" Hermione screamed, because she couldn't think of a better insult.
Harry had finished both ice creams and was trying to decide what to do next. He mentally thought of things to do: Yell at random people about having a scar on his forehead (Nah, I've already done that today), yell at Ron and Hermione about spoiling his day (It's more fun watching them fight), scream at more random people (Yep, done that already, too), and buy more pickle ice cream (but I'd have to drop it again to give it the grass flavor!). He decided to sing a song.
"Could you look me in the eye..." Harry sang. "And tell me that you're happy now?"
"Hey!" a student yelled. "Aren't you going to separate your friends?"
Harry looked over at Ron and Hermione. Ron had a bloody nose, and was yelling something about "...who cares if I like pickle ice cream!". And Hermione looked like she had broken her arm, and was screaming something that sounded like "...and I don't CARE about all the hints J. K. Rowling is dropping, we are NOT going to live in London when we get married! It has to be Yorkshire! And YOU are a Llafa!!!"
"Wait a minute," someone yelled out. "What's a llafa?"
"It's a cross between a llama and a waffle," called out Harry. "And no, I'm not going to stop them. They can work it out for themselves. They're going to have to anyway, if J. K. Rowling wants to keep the plot moving along." Harry turned to walk back into the castle to get some more pickle ice cream.
Ron and Hermione went back to fighting, and all people could hear were their screams. If you listened very closely, though, you could hear a wiry, black haired boy with a scar on his forehead singing "...cause I'm happy now." PLEASE review! I want to know if it was funny! Hope you enjoyed it!