Once upon a time Naruto, Sasuke, Garaa, and Kakashi were all going to the then when they got there zombies came out of no where and attacked! then all of a sudden Kakashi pulled out his called "Makeout Island" and started to read it! and with a sly sexy smile he said " haha i'm so sexy and gay!" Garra turned toward him said " What the ...?" and with a sly swift movement with his sword Kakashi's head had fell off! "Come on lets go before the zombie remeber we are here!" so the 3 of them went to a hotel to get some sleep. well the hotel only had 1 room left! well they had thought the room may have 3 beds so they got up to their room opened the door nda weirdand there was only 1 bed so they had agreed to sleep together. well they then took a shower...together! and when they got out of the shower and got dressed they looked at each other and Naruto and Sasuke were in tidey whities while Garra on the other hand had a pink girly footie pajama with bunnies on it! " well this is kinda weird!" " Now who wants to sleep by me!" said Sasuke and Garra then said " bye" while they whispered to each other Sasuke was looking in a mirror saying " who is sexy? thats right i'm sexy!" then Garra threw himself out the window! Sasuke and Naruto went to bed together and when Naruto woke up and Sasuke was wrapped around Naruto! Naruto freeked out! Sasuke woke up and said "whats wrong homeybunch?" with a sexy voice. Naruto looked at him and said " YOU! YOUR WRONG SO VERY VERY WRONG! AHH!" they went on fight ing with each other then they finally checked out of the hotel and went back to the cemetary suprizingly Kakashi was gone! then out of the bushes popped out zombies! they sat there and fought off all of the zombies! and then Sasuke looked up at Naruto and said " We did it baby!" and started running towards Naruto to kiss him! Naruto said " NOOOOOO WHY! WHY! ME!" and dropped to his knees and slit his throat! Sasuke wondered into town and found someone new they fell in love! and they lived happily ever after! THE END!