I own nothing…
Enjoy...
"Hello, everyone. I am your host Law- I mean L. Call me Ryuzaki. And we have had important questions from our fanclub to answer. Now, before we begin, I'll like to present Light Yagami. He's been here the whole time."
*claps*
"Damn it, Ryuuga." xD
*claps*
"Okay, the first question was... Light if you could become straight, would you do it?"
*laughter*
"I am, I am straight!" :T
*laughter*
"I fucken am!" :U
"Okay Light kun, no need to rustle your jamies." :T
Light picks up the next card "Next question says,... Ryuzaki, why are you always uke with Light? P.S. Oh, am I love the faces that you make, while Light kun makes passionate love to ya. ;)"
*claps*
"Well, that was stupid. I can't even- I can't..."
Each take turns with question cards. "Okay, Light if you could hang out with that annoying Misa Misa Amane long enough, do you believe that you could stop being gay?"
*laughter*
"What does a girl do to make a gay guy turn straight? How does that work, according to you?"
"Alright, Ryuuga... Ryuuga, I love that surname better than Ryuzaki.."
"Aww thanks, to whoever it was."
"... My question to you is, why did they have to kill you off the set to early?"
*aww*
"Well, I was fired and the director told me I couldn't hang out with Light kun any longer. They limited yaoi from us. And he forced me to rub Light's feet." :p
"Here we go... Light kun, do you like being chained by force with Ryuzaki or can it be boring?"
"Well for starters,... Ryuzaki is cute."
*aww*
"Ah, there I said... Now, shhh." *blush*
*How cute.*
"Next freaken card, ... My Gawd,... What is up with all these "fan" questions? I'll skip to the next one"
"What is it Light kun?"
"L, do you feel retarded about the chain with Light, instead of Misa?"
"How exactly..? It is a stupid idea. We have to be together twenty-four seven, he never wants to admit that he's Kira and leave me alone." :(
"Here it comes..."
"No, not to mention that he says lies about us..."
"What?"
"Yeah, just yesturday... He told Watari to make me a surprise birthday party. How did he know? I never told him it was in the 25th of October.. o_o *gulp*
"It wasn't me. I didn't stock you. Beyond told me." :)
O_e "Light kun... I can't even look at myself anymore. You scare meh."
Picks up card. "Light kun, are ya uke?"
"Uke? AHAHAHA..." xD "Nah. I am full on seme with Ryuuga."
"Stop lying, Light kun. I would be seme, you're my uke." :U
"No." xD
"Whatever ya say, IM A GAY..." *ummm*
"Well, at least my last name doesn't mean bitch, in the dictionary..." :T
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
What a weird fanfic... O.e