Heyy!! This is something that I wrote completely on a whim to get rid of writers block. It's ridiculous and spontaneous. And it has a lot of carbs in it. 3
It was another boring day in another boring place, our two heroines sitting around, scrambling for ideas on their new fics.
Kai: slams head on keyboard I CAN'T think of how to tie the portkey into it!!
Joey: eating an apple Well…Why don't you make them travel by Floo?
Kai: OF COURSE! types furiously
Well, writing can make a growing girl hungry –
Something: RAWWRRRR!
Joey: falls over WHAT WAS THAT!?
Kai: holds stomach ' heh heh…. I think I'm gonna make some toast!
And this…is where our tale begins.
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Kai: gets up and goes into the kitchen, pulling bread out of the cupboard and getting out butter La la la la…
Joey: Mmmm…toast is amazing. I love toast.
Kai: ME TOO! D makes her toast, butters it, and puts it up to her mouth
Someone: Accio Toast!
Kai's Toast: gone
Kai: Huh??
Joey: oo'
Kai: Where'd muh toast go??
Joey: Idk…just make some more.
Kai: Okay…
Once again, Kairi put the bread into the toaster, waited, then buttered up her freshly toasted goodness after it popped out of the toaster. She held it in her hand, brought it to her lips and…
Something: Accio Toast!
Kai: IT'S GONE AGAIN!
Joey: Huh…
Kai: Grr…whips her want out Appearo!
Draco Malfoy: Appears, a piece of toast half shoved in his mouth
Joey/Kai: WTF!?
Kai: Since how long has Draco been living here?!
Draco: Since you two bought a toaster.
Joey: Are you for real!? THAT'S Why I could never eat my jelly!
Draco: I must say, you have marvelous taste in jams, my dear.
Joey: squeals EEEEE!! HE'S SO CUTE huggles Can we keep him?!
Kai: sweat drop Oi…
Joey: PLEEEEEEASE?!
Kai: I guess?
Joey: YAYYY!!
Kai: sigh I'm just going to go back to writing.
Joey: I'm gonna test out my new Draco!
Draco: I'm a pet now?
Joey: YES!
Draco: Oh dear…
So, as the day wore on, Joey got to play with her new…erm…Draco, and Kai just sat at her computer, but she couldn't think of a word to type.
Kai: sigh Joey has herself a new Draco…Why can't I have my very own Daniel Harry Radcliff Potter[[note: those are Thought Brackets D
Joey: brushing Draco's hair
Draco: lets her do anything, as long as he has toast
Joey: Hears Kai sigh sadly from other room I think Kai-Kai is sad…
Draco: Why'dja say that?? mouthful of toast
Joey: shrugs I Don't know, she doesn't seem herself…
Draco: That's cause I stole her toast.
Joey: I don't think its that…
Joey got up and tiptoed to her dear friend. Kai was bent over a notebook, writing furiously and keeping the pages completely covered. Joey figured she was brainstorming new ideas, and didn't want the government plotting with them. She snuck up behind her friend.
Joey: Kaiiii
Kai: AH! covers book with arms Whatareyoudoinghere!?
Joey: I came to see what you were doing!
Kai: No, nothing, not at all!
Joey: …Huh?
Kai: Err…writing ideas. Can't let government see.
Joey: Thought so. Why don't we go out to the store? We need more bread, Draco ate it all…
Kai: All right…. breaks out in a grin
Joey: oO Uhmm…what's that all about??
Kai: We need to find out what Daniel Harry Radcliff Potter eats!!
Joey: Huh?
Kai: You have you're Draco, I want my Harry!
Joey: But, what does he eat??
Kai: shrugs I don't know….But, we have to find out!
Joey: Are we on a quest?!
Kai: YES! jumps up excitedly
Joey: HOORAH!
Kai: ….How are we going to find out?
Both: grin ….DRAACOOOO!!!!
To Be Continued
R&R
D