Silva's Misadventures in Various Animes #1

Bleach

Lounging casually on a rooftop in Karakura,Silviana De Underworld (better known as Silva) stretched lazily. Currently in the form of a silver-furred cat with blazing red eyes,she yawned and waved her tail in the air in contentment. Now,typically Silva would never leave her houseful of summoned anime men alone for any length of time,simply for the sheer havoc they would wreak across her house and upon each other,but due to a little 'accident' she no longer had access to most of her magick,which caused all her pets to disappear and stranded her here in the Bleach world thanks to the portal that idiot Alucard set up and never remembered to close. Since it had been a one-time use portal,it closed immediately after she had passed through and stranded her here until she could rein in her wayward power again. Musing over this,she almost didn't notice the red-haired male hopping across the rooftops until he was almost on top of her. Narrowly dodging his foot as he landed on her rooftop perch,she hissed at him,"Watch it,moron! Step on me and I swear to Jashin I'll maul you so bad you'll never have children!!" The man,taken aback at this,fell backwards onto his ass and stared at her. "W-well....sorry,I guess. I didn't see you. Can I make it up to you somehow,um...?" "Silva," the cat replied, prowling towards him,"and indeed you can. Youare giving me a ride to wherever the fuck you're going. And you're not going to tell anybody I can talk,either. If I want someone to know,I'll tell 'em,but I sure as hell don't wanna get cut up by Kurosutchi, you got me?"

The man nodded dumbly and picked her up,cradling her gently in his arms as he took off once more across the roofs. Silva grinned to herself- it looked like luck was on her side tonight. Renji(for she would know those drool-worthy tattoos ANYWHERE) appeared to be so shell-shocked by having his genitals threatened by a talking cat- a vicioustalking cat- that he'd be easy to manipulate until he truly processed what the hell was going on. Settling further into the very comfortable crook of his arm,Silva laid her head on his forearm and closed her eyes as the scenery whizzed by. Around twenty minutes later,when she felt him stop moving,she opened one eye and peered over at a familiar shoten owned by the ever-famous hat-n-clogs,Urahara. With a chuckle,she squirmed a little to get Renji's attention. "Well,honey,time to let me down. I needa go find a litter box or something,y'know?" The red head immediately obeyed and set her down, entering the shop as she streaked into the nearby bathroom and used the toilet before changing back into a cat(after washing her hands,of course). Reentering the shoten's main room,Silva tracked Renji's scent(which was admittedly very pleasant and foresty) into one of the rooms and slipped in the door,curling up on his chest and settling in for sleep with the lightest of rumbles deep in her chest.

Renji,for his part,was dealing with the talking cat that threatened to de-man him fairly well. When he woke with her on his chest,the barest trace of a purr vibrating her body,he didn't yelp and try to protect his genitals like most other men would. He smiled a little,petting her gently before setting an arm beneath her so he could sit up without dropping her to the floor. He then,of course,sat up,cradling the cat as gently as he could. He set her down on his still-warm sheets after rising to his feet,and once she had settled again went to perform his daily routine. Silva woke abruptly a few minutes after he'd left,an oddly ominous feeling causing her hackles to rise. She could feel.....something.....in the air. It wasn't obvious,hell,it wasn't even something that could be described or named,but she felt it. You get that sort of extra-super-fine-tuned sensitivity when you're a goddess. Licking a paw and frowning,the transformed female thought back to the manga and various facts she knew about the series,and realized she needed to find out where the hell in the time line she was. It plainly had to be after the Rukia arc,because Renji was staying at Urahara's,which put her sometime in the Arrancar arc. The question was, WHERE in the Arrancar arc? Well,considering Alucard's (understandable) obsession with blood and war,it was probably......oh fuck. Leaping from her spot on the bed,Silva ran after Renji's scent,hoping to hell she could catch him before anything broke out.

Luckily,she caught up to him just as he exited the shop,and immediately she ran around to his front and hopped inside his shihakusho,curling up comfortably against his warm stomach. Renji,surprised,stared down at her. She looked up and grinned at him. "Sorry,honey,but I gotta stay near you. And you need to stay around Ichigo today,alright? Don't ask questions- I'll answer them later. I'm going back to sleep now." He sighed,but nodded and closed his shihakusho before climbing into his gigai. Silva,meanwhile,had expanded her senses to 30%,which let her know absolutely everything that was happening in a 4,000 mile radius. Grimmjow would be coming today,and she'd know the EXACT moment he arrived. Lost in monitoring for danger as she was,she wasn't paying enough attention to what Renji was doing; thus,when someone punched him in the stomach,she snapped out of her trance like state with a yowl of pain and fury and leapt from his shirt,setting upon the attacker with a single-minded urge to kill. Once she was on him,however,the stench of old death and blood overlaid with layer and layer of soap and shampoo and sweat knocked her flat,and she jumped right back into Renji's shihakusho with a little whimper,leaving behind a half-mauled Ichigo and very confused everybody else. Poking her head out,she growled,"You fucking REEK. I can't stand your smell,and believe me,that's the only reason you still have your balls and cock,bitch. I really should castrate you."

Her threat lost ground,however,when Renji stroked her head and ears soothingly and she started to purr,kneading gently at his skin. "Silva,please don't. He is a rather strong fighter and we need him for an upcoming war,so we really need for him to not be handicapped. Leave him be,please?" Still purring,the goddess in disguise sighed. "Very.....ohh,scratch there again....very well. I shall leave him uncastrated. But he fuckin' owes me." She settled back down against his stomach,and nothing more happened for the rest of the day. As soon as night fell,however,Silva bolted upright and climbed into Renji's shoulder. The feeling was stronger now- Grimmjow would be arriving soon. She just knew it. Making a split-second decision(like always),she leaned down a bit and spoke softly in Renji's ear. "Renji,hun,I need you to take me someplace deserted. I have something you need to see." Renji,dog like as he was when it came to the scarily commanding feline, obeyed immediately. Once at the destination,which was one of Karakura's spacious parks,she gracefully dropped down from his shoulder and turned to him. "Now,Renji,don't be scared or shocked by what you're about to see. I am not human,nor shinigami,nor hollow. I have powers your world's species can only dream of." Without giving him a chance to respond,she let go of the transformation and resumed natural form. He took one look at her,scales,wings,claws,fangs, deadly tail and all,and promptly fainted.

A/N Ahhhh,I've been meanin ta whip myass into shape for a while now and get Silva's Misadventures posted and written.....it's gonna be a long series(if I ever get around to writing the rest after the Bleach Misadventure is finished). Silva is a rather powerful and complicated character,as I've spent five years making her and all,so when she's lost most of her powers that aren't natural(the shapeshifting is something she was born with,so she never loses control of it)she's in quite the pickle. It'll be fun writing about how she gets her powers back under control as time - not to mention different anime series - goes by.