"Fang what are you doing?"
"juggling."
"why?"
"boredom."
"Ditto. Throw me some eggs."
He threw me one and it went splat on my forehead.
"Boy, oh no you didn't!" and I picked up a ketchup bottle and squirted- and he ducked. It hit Nudge on the face. She picked up another egg and threw it at me. By that time, fang was back up; and the egg hit him on the back of the head.
Angel walked past nudge right when he squirted chocolate syrup onto nudge- and got soaked in chocolate. Everyone's dream right? Iggy and Gazzy walked by, saw us, and screamed, "FOOD FIGHT," the world wide words for, "find a place to hide, some food, and start chuckin'. Then the turmoil broke loose.
Nudge, still steaming from the ketchup incident, saw the package of eggs and the flour and grinned, well, mischievously. She turned over the table, grabbed a bowl, and started to crack eggs into it from behind the table. She poured flour and stirred with her hands. Then she snuck up to me and dumped it over my head. She put way too much flour in, so basically, my head looked like a ghost.
Gazzy and Iggy were cooking something up in a corner, but I was to busy trying to spray Fang with vanilla food coloring to notice; and in the course of events, angel wrote MAX + FANG 4EVA on my back. Finally, the spotless Gazzy ran up, and there was a make shift wheel of lemon juice, tomato juice, Blue food coloring, and a thing of vinegar. He grabbed the vinegar and poured it into everything and yelled, "STOP!" before ducking behind the abandoned table with iggy.
The mix EXPLODED. Blue, red, white,pink,baby blue,light purple,purple, yellow, and light yellow light yellow splotched everyone. By then, angel and Nudge had hot sauce and ranch aimed at eaqch other, I had fang by the hair and he had me by my hair, and the kitchen was a disater area. Chcoclate syrup cooked the microwave, flour was all over the floor, several ingredentents mixed were on the wall, and to make matters worse, Mom was home. She took a once over, which was like a stopped picture, and deemed Gazzy and Iggy the innocent ones, having them both in the fetal poision behind the table.
She sat us all down and said that "Just because we saved the world" and we were "Still kids" "Grounded for a week" and "Have to clean the kitchen spotless"
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After everyone had their shower, fang kicked open my door and prowled in, I was in my shorts and the towel was covering the fact I didn't have my shirt on. "MAX!" he screamed. I looked at him, desperate to not reveal I wasn't wearing a shirt. "LOOK AT ME! I'M- I'M A BLONDE PERSON!" I couldn't help it, I laughed. She twirled me around and said, "Your buying the stuff th- woah." he had twirled me 'round by my hands, so I couldn't cover up. I blushed for a full twenty seconds, he stared for a full twelve and spent the rest blushing and apologizing. "Nah. I'll buy the stuff that makes your hair black again." "Oh and max-" he started before he left. "You look nice." I was soaking wet, shirtless and had a red mark on my face, yet I still looked nice? Oh joy.