The morning after I suppose is supposed to be awkward and make you wonder" what the fuck" a couple hundred times over and over again in your head. Well, this particular awkward morning after was a welcomed sight when you think you had a drunken dream about a totally random Shield orgy. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I don't think this is going to stay in Vegas because Elizabeth, Jenna and I are all still very aware and will never forget this night.
I roll over and stretch like I always do when I first wake up in the morning and I can hear the shower running in the next room. I figure it was Jenna or Elizabeth because there was no way in hell I actually was involved in a Shield orgy let alone sex with Roman Reigns. I had to fall asleep watching the WWE Network or something. My hand lands on a rather muscular male chest on the other side of me. I raise an eye brow and kind of run my hand down the defined abs and arms of the individual in question next to me. Average build arms and little bit of chest hair. OK, there's the first "WTF" of the day after.
I want to roll over and see who it is, but I don't want to confirm that the night before was indeed an actual event of hot sex. The silence is broken by a yawn and another female giggling to herself. I still don't want to roll over and look. If that is indeed Seth Rollins next to me that means my sister from another mister Jenna is on the other side of him and on the other side of her is Dean Ambrose with my third sister Elizabeth. So, by process of elimination and going with this whole fantasy is reality somehow, Roman is in the shower naked or possibly in a towel by now.
That image alone makes me want to jump up and go for round number who knows what in the shower. But, by now the water is off and the bathroom door opens. I'm pretty sure Roman figures everyone is asleep so coming out in a rather small towel wouldn't cause any problems. Hell, I want him to come out stark naked, but I'm supposed to be asleep. I felt like everything was in slow motion like one of those cheesy movies when the porn music plays and the woman flips her hair around to make the guy drool. Only this was no movie. I was looking at the beauty that is Roman Reigns half wet and out of the shower. He smelled good too. I could smell a mixture of coconut water from the soap and Argon oil from the shampoo and conditioner. Sweet Jesus, that man is even sexier in real life. I could jump up out of this bed and actually touch him and remember every inch of that massive body of his from last night especially those big hands grabbing me by my ass and scooping me up around his waist. I'll never forget the sound of his deep lusty voice when he said "You can do me justice. Believe that." when I was complimenting him on his peacock and other fine sexy aspects of his body.
The simple gesture of just reaching for a towel to wrap his hair in sent me into hormone overdrive again. I felt like a school girl drooling over her first male crush. Were his arms always that well defined? He seemed to be doing everything with the arm he has tattooed or maybe that's just because I'm focused on him so close. I don't think he realizes I'm awake or he'd probably try to cover himself up and hide away that sexy chest of his or maybe he does realize I'm awake and he's just letting me enjoy the show. I know now that the other two aren't awake because they'd be making comments or telling him to put his clothes on and the girls would be making cracks or whistling at him.
Oh God, please tell me I didn't have girl sex with my sisters. That would be awkward. Dude, there were two other Shield members present. I highly doubt any of us got down like that. Then again, when Jenna gets drinking she's pretty free and likes to explore things. Seth could've talked her into just about anything. Dean defiantly could've talked Elizabeth into it. So, I'm going to go with no girl sex, but possible touching or kissing. I know those two inside and out. Elizabeth wasn't leaving Dean's side for anything.
Now Roman is going about his routine of brushing his teeth and I'm staring at his ass like a pervert. Sudden male hands around my waist snap me back into realty. Seth is waking up. He sees me and can feel Jenna running her hands down his chest.
Seth: "Two for one. I like those odds."
Jenna: "Yeah. I'd say we hit the jackpot."
Dean: "Fuck yeah we did. I thought I dreamed the whole night up. We had a good night."
Seth: "I thought you were going to say "We had a great fucking time"."
Jenna: "Yeah. He was kind of going down that whole Bradly Cooper road there a bit."
Dean: "Hey, if the movie fits quote it."
Elizabeth: "Sweet mother of Jesus."
She runs her hands down Dean's chest.
Dean: "I'm not Jesus or his mother, but good morning, darling."
Elizabeth: "It really happened last night."
Dean: "Yeah. It really happened all right. I woke up sandwiched between two smoking hot females."
Jenna: "Thank you very much and I got two smoking hot Shield members. They call this Ambrollins."
Seth: "Yeah. I like your definition better than the real tumbler version."
Dean: "The real tumbler version of what, Ambrollins? It's just our last names combined. I've heard it before all over the place."
Seth: "You'd have to speak social media to understand. Those women are disgusting with some of the stuff they come up with."
Jenna: "Speaking as a woman who has read some of the fan-fic out there yeah. I can agree. What's the obsession with having the three of you fuck each other?"
Dean: "OK. That right there is one of the 50 million reasons I don't do social media. I can't stand it let alone keep up with all the passwords and shit that go with it."
Jenna: "Are you alive over there, Brit?"
Britney: "Yeah. I'm alive. I guess I got the Roleins end of the equation."
Jenna: "That's what you wanted. So, that's what you woke up between."
Britney: "Technically I woke up to Seth touching me. Roman was in the shower."
Seth: "I thought I smelled his soap and stuff."
Jenna: "OK. You know you've been traveling together too long when you can identify your boy's scent."
Seth: "True. We have been traveling together for a while, but I'm sure you can identify your girls' scents without even thinking twice about it."
Jenna: "True that, but we use some of the same stuff."
Britney: "Yeah. We kind of have to know each other's scent so we don't smell exactly the same. That's just awkward."
