Arlen Summer Mishap

by KevinFan16

During a beach hangout, Bill and Boomhauer get into an argument over a girl. Bill and Boomhauer distance themselves from each other in the result of the argument. Can Hank and Dale bring the two back as friends? On the other hand, Bobby and Joseph get into some legal trouble. Please Read and Review.

1. Chapter 1

King Of The Hill

Beach Mishap

Disclaimer: I don't own King Of The Hill.

Chapter 1: Beach

Hank, Boomhauer, and Dale were all swimming at a nearby beach in Arlen. Hank and Dale drove together with Boomhauer. Bill overslept and came to the beach fifteen minutes late.

"Sorry I'm late guys," said Bill.

"Well you should've been more responsible Bill," said Hank.

Bill bowed his head in disappointment.

Hank had brought four containers of sunscreen for each of his friends. Dale had brought bug spray for the gang as well. Hank and Dale put on plenty of sunscreen and bug spray.

"Okay guys, it's your turn," said Hank.

"I don't think they're listening to you Hank," said Dale as he pointed his finger at the other two men drooling over the sight of a brunette in a blue bikini that had just walked right passed them.

"Hey! Hey! What's your name?" asked a flirtatious Bill to the woman.

"Back off man! She's mine!" said Boomhauer.

"Aaaugh!" screamed the brunette as she ran far away in fear.

"Hey man, if you weren't so dang ol' flirty, she would've been patient to choose one of us!" complained Boomhauer.

"Well, why should you care! You got ugly mosquitoes bites all over you! You're not even attractive!" argued Bill as he pointed to Boomhauer's body bites.

Boomhauer looked down at his body in embarrassment.

"You're so fat, bald, lazy, and ugly! You'll never get a girl!" argued Boomhauer.

Hank and Dale turned to each other as they rolled their eyes.

Fifteen Minutes Later…

"I can't take anymore of your god dang crap. I'm leavin' man!" said Boomhauer heading to Hank's car.

"Fine! I'm tired of you stealing all the girls from me anyway!" said Bill as he turned the other direction.

"What are we going to do now Hank?" asked Dale, worried.

"I don't know Dale, but we got to do something. We can't let a friendship end over jealousy," said Hank as he walked with Dale and got into his car with Boomhauer in the back seat, pouting.

"That Bill, why did I ever befriend that pig?" said Boomhauer to himself.

"Hypocrite!" said Dale to Boomhauer.

"Oh shut up!" said Boomhauer.

"You shut up!" said Dale.

"Guys! This is no time to be fighting! Dale, Boomhauer doesn't need to lose another friend," scolded Hank.

"Sorry Boomhauer," said Dale.

"Apology accepted man," said Boomhauer.

Is this the end of Bill and Boomhauer's friendship? Will Hank and Dale be able to convince Boomhauer to be friends with Bill again?

Stay tuned for Chapter 2.