A/N: Sister Grimm here. I'm starting this story... I don't know whether or not Kyki will jump in later on because I'm not sure if she's familiar with CCS, but whatever. It's amazing, isn't it... when I first joined fanfiction a year or so ago (on my personal account, not this one) I promised myself I would NEVER write an AU... well, I've actually read some pretty good AUs that have gotten pretty good reviews (hey, that rhymes! the things that amuse me...) so I think I'll try one out... I hope you like it! Reviews are greatly appreciated.

Sakura and Tomoyo sat at the lunch table, picking at whatever food it was, if you could even call it food, was on their plates. Well, at least that was what Sakura was doing... Tomoyo wasn't really eating/picking at the kryptonite substance on her tray... she was standing very still, filming Sakura. Sakura glared at Tomoyo's camera.

"Tomoyo? Um... I really don't think that me... consuming this crap is good material for a movie..." Sakura said. Tomoyo turned the camera off and rolled her eyes, looking annoyed. Then she looked at Sakura with a soft expression... a look a mother would give to her ignorant young daughter.

"Oh, Sakura, Sakura. It's okay... I forgive the fact you are not educated in this field of study..." Tomoyo said, waving a hand dismissivly. Now it was Sakura's turn to roll her eyes.

"Tomoyo, neither are you." she said, agitated. Tomoyo faked a hurt expression.

"Oh, but don't you know? Anything makes for good movies..." she pulled out her camera again. "After all, people actually do like reality TV..."

"What's wrong with reality TV?" Sakura asked. Tomoyo shrugged.

"Frankly, everything is wrong with reality TV. It's stupid... and it's not realistic at all, so they shouldn't call it reality TV. For some reason, people like it." Tomoyo said while setting up her camera again. "I guess they like to think that they're better than the reality TV stars, like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie on The Simple Life. If people like that sort of thing..." Tomoyo got a crazed look on her face. "THEN THEY SHOULD LIKE A MOVIE ABOUT THE CREATURE OF THE CAFETERIA LUNCH LINE!" she hit record, and aimed the lens at Sakura, who glared.

"Tomoyo..." she said, her voice edged with boredom. Tomoyo just ignored her.

"So, Sakura, is it true that you have fought off the cafeteria meat loaf, escaping with only a scratch?" she asked, completely serious. Sakura continued to glare. Just then, a boy with brown hair walked up behind them, heading to the garbage can. Tomoyo pointed the camera at him. He turned, surprised, then irked.

"Aw, come on, Tomoyo." he begged. She ignored him also.

"Now the scene switches to Syaoran Li, one of the many victims of Friday Pork Bun Surprise..." she said in a theatrical voice. Syaoran just dumped his lunch, trying to shrug Tomoyo and her camera off. Tomoyo gasped.

"It looks as though Sir Syaoran Li has defeated Pork Bun Surprise, using the legendary and dealy weapon, a cafeteria trash can..." Tomoyo said into the camera microphone. Sakura rolled her eyes, and threw an apologetic look at Syaoran, then a glare at Tomoyo. Tomoyo didn't notice. She had already moved onto something else, aiming her camera at the trash can.

"Um... Tomoyo?"

"Sakura, not now. I'm going into a theatrical rant, here. Why exactly do high school cafeterias ONLY have trash cans? Why do they not specify between recyclable goods and food swamp monsters? Do they realize that cutting down the rainforest can induce global warming? Please stick around and we will be back after these short messages..." Tomoyo shut off the camera. Syaoran was still standing by the garbage can, looking aggravated, and Sakura had her head in her hands.

"Syaoran, do you want to sit down?" Sakura asked. He shrugged, hesitating when he looked at Tomoyo's video camera. Sakura sighed. "Don't worry, Syao, it's off." she assured him. Syaoran sat down by Sakura, trying to hide his annoyance at Tomoyo, who was currently jumping up and down in her seat.

"Green. That's what everybody is all about now, isn't it? Green stuff. Preventing global warming. Saving the animals. Imagine how popular a GREEN web show would be! It would be a huge sucess!" Tomoyo explained excitedly. Syaoran gave her a confused look.

"What happened to Cafeteria Creatures From Beyond the Stars?" he asked. She rolled her eyes and folded her arms.

"Tsk tsk. You're just like Sakura, completely ignorant in this field of study..."

A/N

Not a oneshot, it'll be back, and maybe, just maybe, we'll have a plot in the next chapter. Do you guys want romance or anything? I can do that... hm... thinking of pairings... thinking of pairings...

Now I know it's crappy-I'll try to get Kyki to go over it with her amazing BETA skizzles, and then it'll be better...

-Grimm-