Mine Be Thy Love
Disclaimer: Gossip Girl, not mine. All you need.
Nathaniel Archibald is bored. It's a pretty normal feeling and he knows what to do about. Find Chuck.The guy is like fun put into a person. Maybe they could get some "fresh air." A joint made everything seem pretty interesting.
He enters Chuck's room in the van der Bass summer house in the Hamptons. Instead of the usual porn, Roman Holiday was blaring on the 80-inch screen. His newly reinstated best friend was snuggling with Blair, one hand playing with her chestnut locks and the other fiddling with the fingers of her right hand.
"Oh, god." Nate says.
Both of his friends stare confusedly at his figure in the doorway. He shrugs.
"It's still weird, you being one of his conquests."
He tells them, nodding towards Blair. She scowls darkly and shifts away from Chuck on the bed. Nate has a feeling that he should stop talking and never start again.
Chuck pulls Blair back into his embrace.
"She's not my conquest, I'm hers."
Blair turns her head to look at him incrediously.
"What's with you, Shakespeare?"
Chuck shrugs nonchantly.
"His stuff is pretty cool."
Blair beams happily and Nate breaks his oath of silence.
"Shakespeare was gay."
Both dark heads on the bed snap around and glare at him.
"Was not." They chorus.