A/N: Oh yeah, we had to redo it. Dark Sira just kept bugging and bugging me. So instead of making a cliché teary and dreary fic I said screw this, let's add some OCs and have a damn blast with it. Not only that but I lost the plan or idea of what exactly was supposed to happen in the original Big Brother plot. I hope this happens to be funny. I really don't wasn't to make something emo and craptastic. Anyway:
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Naruto characters except for the ones never ever mentioned in the series. Saiya happens to be my OC and the rest belong to my best friend. If you don't like Mary-Sues then don't read it. I could care less. Be warned all those who leave flames we will delete the flames. This happens to be something fun we like to do and want to share with people on the net so screw you if you hate it. Anyway please enjoy our insaneness in the Naruto world.
Chapter One
(Dirty Routes)
Days had passed since all four ninjas had left their small tight nit village for the big city Konoha. Unfortunately it was without their father's knowing. They were now in the forest in The Land of Fire. Their destination, nowhere in sight. "It's not out here! I want to go home!" Saphire wiped her brow falling to the ground.
"Quit complaining, you're the one who signed us up for the Konoha Ninja Academy!" A loud irritated voice yelled.
"I thought it was a video game, not an application for this!" Saphire looked up to find her twin sister's silhouette.
"Nim-rod, read everything before you sign it!" She turned around stomping her foot angrily into the dirt. Her black pants were brown at the bottom with dirt and her tight blue shirt was ripped at the sleeve from all the enemy ninja encounters they've had. They were deep in the forest trying to find their destination. Saiya ran a gloved hand through her long black hair. Her tan skin sparkled with perspiration.
"I'll remember the next time I go on the net, so that I can sign us up for an even greater and better adventure." Saphire said. She was wearing the same exact clothes as her sister. On both of their backs was a whirlpool patch.
"You're one piece of work!"
Sira sighed and cocked her head to look at the distraught Saphire. "Calm down Saiya, once this "mission of survival" is over we can get her back home and make her pay." Their intelligent friend, smiled. She crossed her legs, her dark green cargo pants creating noise because of the weapons inside of the pockets. The light whipped her short black hair around her face. "If it takes this long, we can always feed her to the wolves after it's done and over with, punishment for not looking at a piece of paper thoroughly." Her smile was wicked with evil intent. The sun that was in the middle of sky shone on the tips of her hair, creating a violet color.
Saphire almost banged her head into the ground. "Wounds, how they wound me!" She picked up her body from the ground and tackled Saiya, who was laughing at the plan in store for her twin.
"Hey, runt, get off!" Saiya scowled as she peered up at Saphire's blue watery eyes, her child like face pleading for forgiveness. Her tan cheek was marked with three scratches that were a birthmark. Saiya had the same marks as well. It was like staring into a mirror except Saphire had long brown hair while Saiya had long black hair. They had the same style hair, due to the fact that they were close siblings and didn't bother to mangle with it.
Leo, popping out of the bushes, with his dark royal blue hair and dark blue eyes, grinned mischievously. He just finished looking for the village but couldn't find it. The sixth foot 17 year old walked towards the two girls on the floor and stopped in front of them. All three females looked at him curiously. He was their only male friend. "I have a grand idea," He paused dramatically. "Instead of fighting amongst yourselves, in the drab clothing that you are wearing," He put his hands behind his back and stuck them through his secret compartment in the underside of his shirt. "Slip into these two bikinis," He pulled out two pairs of skimpy bathing suits one in red and the other in blue. "And let's go fight in a puddle of mud with you two slathered against me."
Both girls looked at him with mirrored expressions of horror. Sira chuckled and grabbed a giant thick and sturdy 6 foot tree branch, which was by her feet, and spun twice before chucking it at Leo's stomach.
Leo slammed back into a tree, his face still in a dream like state. Saiya got up from the ground and walked over to their stunned friend and leaned forward. "Is his face frozen, with the perverted intent that shall never be fulfilled?"
"Yea." Sira crossed her arms and smirked in satisfaction. She was wearing a green button up shirt that showed her midriff.
"Do you think we should leave him like that?" Saphire asked.
"No, I think we should leave you like that." Saiya bit out menacingly.
"No, I think we should tie you to him, you two would make a great couple." Sira grinned.
"We do not! He's a pervert, I don't like perverted men!" Saphire defended.
Leo perked up at the sound of getting with one of the twins. "I don't know….let's take a picture and find out how good we look together." He said wiggling his dark blue eyebrows at Saphire.
Saphire looked at him and fake gagged. Saiya frowned and turned to at her companions. "Let's get this thing done and over with; and get back home so I can sleep in my comfortable bed."
"Right." Leo shoved the tree branch off of him and wiped the dirt from his cloths. He rewrapped his white scarf around his neck and straightened his black jacket.
"Chu!" A small grey ferret with red eyes poked his head from out of Leo's hip pack.
"My God, Sira you're a man, you almost killed Leo Jr.!" Leo held the poor little ferret in his arms.
"His name is not Leo Jr.!" Sira ran to pluck the ferret out of Leo's arms. "It's Muffin!"
"What a barbaric name to give him!" He scowled.
Saiya snapped her fingers. "Hey now, back on track." Everyone crowded together. "We need to find away to the city, I want to fix this misunderstanding as soon as possible."
"How about we send Muffin in and do some recon?" Saphire suggested.
"You shut up; this is coming from the person who signed our death warrant."
"No, no, that's a good idea." Sira crossed her arms and gazed around the circle of friends. "Let's send him on a recon and then wait for him to return for conformation."
Saiya stared at her head-fast friend for a minute, and then nodded. "Whatever you say Sira." Saiya nodded her head signaling Leo to release Muffin.
While they waited for their pet ferret to get back from the recon assignment, Saphire, and Leo, sat on a fallen log that was by a tree. Saiya and Sira stood around in the shade waiting just like everyone else for Muffin. Saphire was looking around the area while Leo was gazing up at the twins, with his Cheshire-like grin. The tainted thoughts he had of the twins, was visible for them to see, if they were staring.
None of them noticed, say for one person.
During his distraction with the thoughts of getting them in the bikini's, Saiya picked up a handful of small stones from the ground, tossing them up in the air a few of times. She tested the weight of each one, checking how efficient they would be for throwing. She kept the ones that she wanted and tossed the rest into the forest. Saiya played with the rocks and stared at Leo who was in his little world of porn; she took aim and fired her first rock into her victim's right eye. It was hard enough that it hurt but not hard enough to make him lose it.
"Aaaahhhhhhhhhh! MY EYE!!! Something hit my eye." He fell back yelling in pain. The sudden shout from Leo made the other girls look at him with startled expressions. Saiya gave a hollering laughter giving herself away. Leo held onto his eye and glared at her with his left eye and stood up. "YOU threw it at me!" He accused.
Saiya, still laughing, took another rock and threw it up in the air, nonchalantly catching it in her hand and repeating the action. She leaned her hip against a tree, a sly grin plastered on her lips.
"Saiya, n-no, no. Come on now, let's be rational." He had his hand up, trying to protect himself as if to ward her off. He backed away from her as she began to put the rock down. Leo put his hand down and looked to the sky, thanking Heaven for safe guarding his eye.
Saiya took this chance and threw the other rock at Leo's other eye. Leo blinked for a second. "Aaaahhhhhh! MY OTHER EYE!!! God why get my eyes! They did nothing wrong to you, they were just looking at you with appreciation. You have ruined me for life, I cannot see now." Leo was running around and then stopped, dropped, and rolled, in agony.
All three girls broke out in a fit of laughter. Sira shook her head with amusement and went back to looking at the direction of where Muffin left. Saphire stared wide-eyed at Leo as the pain that he was in made him roll over on his stomach as if he was dead; and then she turned her gaze to her twin sister.
Leo whimpered in agony, for the eyesight that he lost for the day. He tried blinking a few times but to no avail. Everything was dark and he couldn't see even if he tried. Saphire turned to look at Leo while he rolled around on the ground still in pain. Saiya finally stopped giggling and leaned back against the tree trunk.
"You should think before you let your thoughts show on your face. I could feel your dirty intent fill your thoughts about Saphire and me, from way over here." She pulled out a pocket knife from her pocket and began to finger it. "If you ever mention bikinis or mud ever again," She glared at him and smiled wickedly, "You're going to be missing your three best friends. And I don't mean us either." Saiya said while looking out in the light filled forest. Her bright blue eyes scanned for Muffin.
"Okay, okay!" He cried out in defeat. "But since my eyesight is gone for the day," Leo lunged for Saphire and stuffed his face into her double Ds. She squealed trying to get him off of her. How in the world was he able get to his exact target, they didn't know. "I would have to hold onto one of you lovely twins."
"Saiya I do believe that you should have done that permanently, then we would not have to worry about him thinking about you two or not." Sira said while shaking with the mirth that flowed from her mouth.
"Nah, cause then he could find somebody that will be fit for him and get off of the both of us. I mean come on this obsession has gone on long enough. Leo you have to get over it, we are not going to do what you want, so you'll have to find somebody else to get your fantasy to come to life." Saiya said.
"Not true! As long as I have my imagination I will be able to imagine them in the glorious bikinis, and the mud filled pit with me and their glorious skin that comes with it. We shall play in the mud and it will be wonderful. Their hair shall be unbound and…"
Saiya puffed her cheeks and walked over to Leo who was lying on the ground, kicked him away from Saphire and slammed her foot; boot and all, on his stomach. "Oh no you don't! If you do I'll have to retrieve your brain and smash it into tiny little pieces. So you're going to stop your shenanigans and be good for once, ya damn pervert." She stomped him one more time before letting him go and walked back to her tree trunk. "We wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for Saphire.
Saphire stared at her sister and shook her head. "I'm sorry that I got us into this mess, but you have to admit that it was a great idea, because it got us out of the house." She leaned on her hand and sighed.
Saiya looked at her sister with a pissed look on her face. "How can you say, that this is greater then what is happening at the house?" She threw her hands up in frustration I liked the peace and quiet that was filling our home, and you went ahead and signed us up for this crazy death sentence; so now I have to tag along because I'd don't know what will happen to you and the rest of the team. Knowing you, you'd get yourself in trouble and probably take me down with you, so just be quiet and let me think about what we might have to do in order to get out of this predicament."
"Wow, big sister is really starting to become a leader." Saphire said in a droll stare as she rolled her bright blue eyes and looked to the side of her. "Hey Muffin is back." The rest of the group turned to find the ferret running towards them with his blue bandana wrapped around his neck. Saphire stood up, ran a little up to him and held her arms out to the ferret. He stared at the cleavage that was created by the two globes that were invitingly squeezed together. He dove in head first. "Muffin, stop that it tickles!" Saphire giggled. Muffin scurried to the top of Saphire's shoulders and licked her cheek.
"Leo Jr.!" Leo jumped up from the ground and tried to find the little furry white ferret. Sira grabbed his arm and lead him to Saphire. Saiya followed suit. "I am so happy that you are here. You can be my eyes while I hug one of the twins and their delicious skin. You can be in the plentiful mountains with me as well. We will share in the bounty of their lusciousness." Leo said trying to grasp for Muffin.
Sira scowled at Leo as Muffin leaped from Saphire's shoulder and landed into her arms. "Leo shut up. We need to know if there is anything to get to the village." She turned her attention to Muffin. "Muffin what is going on, is there a village? Is there anything that will get us out of this maze? Do you know where the leader is and is this person reasonable to talk to?"
"Gees, Sira don't bombard the poor thing." Saiya said leaning forward to rub Muffin's head.
Muffin chued to them and they listened with intent. "Are you sure that person is the one we to talk to?" Sira asked, her grey eyes searching the small animal. He sent images of what he had found into Sira's mind. A city, students in black uniforms, teachers, and genin roaming around with the chonin; and lots of fast food restaurants littering the sides of the streets.
Saphire stared at Sira and saw the concentration that was forming on her face and knew that they would be able to get out of it. Sira looked at the others and nodded her head. "We should head out and meet them. If we get it done and over with then we should be able go home, so we head out."
"Wait, meet who?" Saiya asked confused.
"The Principal of the Academy." Sira rubbed Muffin's head as a treat.
"We'll alright, if you say so." Saiya nodded her head and everyone headed out further into the forest. They couldn't travel by trees because Leo was only now getting his sight back. So they took the long way which was by road. They were careful to avoid trouble if there was any. Soon they came close to the city that the academy was held in.
"Finally, I can't believe after all that searching, it was right here all along." Saiya sighed and almost dropped dead if it weren't for Saphire who held her up. They entered the front gate with two ninjas standing watch. Cars zoomed by and shops with mouth watering aromas that filled the mouth with the delicious flavor of the food. Saiya stood up and almost jumped for joy except for Leo's antics. He was apparently seeing a little better. A guy with brown wild hair and deep gold eyes was sitting on a huge dog by the gate. He was wearing a pine green hoodie and found the group a little interesting. Saiya shoved at Leo's head but they guy was persistent and held on for dear life, she fell on the guy with the dog which caused them all to fall over; including the giant white dog. It all ended up like this Kiba was flipped over on his back, so Akamaru was on top of his stomach as Saiya was on top of Akamaru; face up, with Leo on hugging Saiya's waist.
"The gorgeousness of your tan flesh is what sustains me through the harshness of the world." Leo said while holding onto Saiya's waist, tightly. He rubbed his head against her stomach.
"Get off of me you pervert! I told you what would happen if you started your antics. Now open wide because you are gonna lose your best friends." Saiya tried getting her knife from her boot to flip the blade out but couldn't because Leo was restraining her.
"Hey get off of me!" The guy that was under them yelled. The giant dog whined but Saiya and Leo didn't notice. Saphire and Sira were holding onto their stomachs trying not to burst out laughing.
"Saiya, no! I just want to feel your goodies against me. You blinded me, it is the least thing you could do before I go blind to the world."
"Oh please, quit being a drama king!" She yelped as he dug his nails into her back. Accidently she smacked the guy she was sitting on with the back of her hand.
"Ow, get off of me!" The guy shoved at Saiya and Leo, unsuccessfully.
The guy and dog were looking at Leo hugging Saiya like he was crazy. She punched Leo in the eyes. "Stop getting my eyes. I will be permanently damaged if you don't stop. What happens if I fall into a snake pit, are you gonna get me out?
"No!" She hit his head.
"No I didn't think so, yet you hit my eyes when I could be bitten to death, you don't care. No, you just want me to get away from your great jar full of goodies." Leo whined. The guy gave up trying to get the two off of him.
"A little help here!" The two guards stared at the group as if they grew two mutant heads.
Saiya closed her eyes and gritted her teeth. Sira stared at her face and knew that it was the last straw. "Leo, I would advise you to let go or she is going to kill you."
The guy on the ground looked at Saiya then at Leo. "Yeah dude, you should really get off of her, she is mighty ticked off at you." His voice a deep baritone. "And if you don't, I'm going to pull out your teeth and make you swallow them all at once!"
Leo blinked up at the guy. "Get away from my woman!" He yanked Saiya off of the giant white dog only to have Akamaru get off of the guy spin around and snap his ferocious teeth inches away from his face. That caused Leo to let go of Saiya and fall on top of the guy with the wild brown hair. "Nice doggy, don't bite the already damaged man!" Leo said walking backwards.
"What the hell!" She yelled.
"Hey, now that was uncalled for!" The guy yelled at Leo angrily.
"I'm sorry for displaying my affection for my future wife on top of you! I assure you that next time it would be in a Hotel Room." Leo said.
"She is not going to be your wife, it's never going to happen!" Saphire kicked Leo into the wall.
"Twins?"
Sira shook her head and giggled.
Saiya sighed and stood up from the ground and turned to help the guy up. "Sorry about that. I didn't mean to fall on you or your dog. We're just trying to get to the Principle of the academy. Do you know where we might find him?"
"Yeah I know where the leader is," The guy straightened his jacket and checked Akamaru. ", But that he is a she, and happens to be one very strong woman." The guy glared at her.
"I'm sorry, really." She said putting up her hand.
"Come one Saiya we need to hurry up." Saphire whined pulling Leo up.
"Fine since you apologized, give me a minute and I'll take you to her."
"Thanks…what is your name by the way?" Saiya asked; her eyes were on Leo with an evil glare.
"Kiba, Kiba Inuzuka, from the Inuzuka clan of Canines. This is my companion Akamaru."
"Nice to meet you Kiba," She smiled at him and then turned to Akamaru and rubbed his head. ", As well as you Akamaru." Akamaru barked his hello and licked her hand. Sira bowed and shook the dogs paw. Saphire squealed happily and ran toward the dog rubbing him on his back. Leo, well Leo stayed far away from the dog.
"And you?" Kiba stuffed his hands into his pockets as the two Konoha ninjas began closing the gates. They waved at Kiba and he returned the wave.
"To think we would have been locked out if it weren't for Muffin."
"Oh, I'm Saiya Oniyouba." Saiya blushed for not giving her name after asking him. "This is my twin sister Saphire and our two best friends Leo and Sira from the Clan of Nekomatsu."
"Nice to meet, you guys." Kiba grinned at Saiya when Muffin popped his head out from her hip pack. "What's with the rodent?"
Saiya gasped and clutched muffin to her chest away from Kiba. "He is not a rodent, if it weren't for him we'd be locked outside of those gates!"
"Yeah!" Saphire said stomping her foot, looking like a child.
"Ok, ok sorry, let's go." He turned his attention back to Saiya. She seemed like an interesting person. It would be messed up if he screwed this relationship early in the game. "I was heading to the academy anyway so it should be easy getting her attention." Kiba said turning away. They headed for the academy to meet the Principal of Konoha Ninja Academy; Lady Tsunade.
I hope you guys liked the remade version of our story. I know the plot and the idea....and the crazy crap I'm going to do to my best friends OCs. Review, review!