The Sartre family went to Starbucks today.
If you're saying yay, I just want you to know you're a sick bastard but I'm the sickest for putting them there in the first place.
My fics love you.
Anyways
Erhard was enjoying one of his many science based books
When suddenly.
"Ow..."
His voice still blank and void of emotion.
"What was that for?"
He gave his father a concerned look seeing as he had just been randomly poked in the eye by said man.
"Bad Chocolate Bear! No poking Erhard in the eye!"
"But he looks like a rapist~"
The man whined a hid behind his daughter, Rosalia.
"Be nice!"
"But Rosie~"
"I look like a rapist?"
"No, no you don't."
Rosalia sighed and got up and moved to another empty seat leaving the virologist exposed.
"I need an adult!"
He curled into a ball and shivered.
The adoptive siblings looked at each other and back at the older man.
"You are an adult."
They said in complete confusion and perfect timing.
"Your point?"
Blue curly hair rose above the edge of the table as blue/grey eyes looked wary of the red eyed man not to far from him.
Poor, poor Rosalia sighed and face palmed.
"Jesus..."
She muttered.
"Is my lord and savior~"
Albert piped up and then went back into hiding.
Erhard rubbed his forehead going back to reading his book.
All was back to normal again until a sudden splash of mystery liquid hit Erhard and his book.
"Seriously?"
"Be cleansed in the holy water!"
END