Hey everyone.

mew: where have you been?

Around to different plains of existence.

Mew: took u long enough, anyway what's this story? i know it's not pokemon.

its a crossover between naruto and a character that geets so little love on on the sight. John constantine.

mew: keanu?

NO! fans wouldnt consider him john, though i thought the movie was fine. no this is based on matt ryan's perfomance now I highly recomend u all check out.

mew, oh i saw that I was so mad they cancled the show that arceus grounded me to stop me.

I dont blame you. NOW disclaimer please

MEW: dlkempka doesnt own constantine, nor has he seen or owned naruto. so no flame.

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Naruto: The exorcist, demonologist and master of the dark arts.

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Naruto sighed, for the houndreth time that week. for that is how long he's been a genin, after getting out of the academy he thought he would finally learn somthing...nope. actually his sensie kakashi just brushed him of to focus on his rival sasuke. but he doesnt blame tham as he knows the councle was behind it. Oh how dad would be upset.

Thats right he knew the truth about his heratige, one night when a mob attacked and the seal almost broke And he was disampointed with his village so he did what he SHOULD have done and took that bastared with him to shinagami's stomach and gave him the good half, better.

Naruto walked into his appartment and picked up a pack of cigarrettes and flipped open a lighter to light his the stick.

"you know if you keep smoking those it'll kill ya?"

naruto smiled " with my healing the smoke wont cause to much damage kyuu."

" just be careful I'm going to sleep."

" lazy bastered"

Suddenly There was a knock at the door. Naruto quickly put the cig out and open the the door without his orange jacket and saw the third at the door way with a serious look. And naruto let him in, as he new old man would send for him other wise.

" whats wrong old man?"

Sarutobi sighed and said " I need your help. And i'm willing to compensate you for your service."

Naruto confused asked " what could you posibly need a genins help for?"

The third gave him a stern look " dont think me so foolish. I know of your studdies."

Naruto's eyes widen, then narrowed. " I want details"

sarutobi nodded and said " Hiashi sent jonin kurenia to me in fear of what his clan elders would do. apparently somthing possesed his eldest, hinata. and nothing the monks do help."

naruto got up and went to a corner of the appartment and said." probably because the buggers had no beliefs in the work and only wanted to line there pokets. or its a powerful demon."

naruto removes a lose plank and pulls up a pair of clothes then left to change. he came back dressed in black shoes black pants white shirt with red tie toped of with a trench coat ( yes like ankos) and with room to grow.

Sarutobi just chuckled. " nice look"

" alright lets do this."

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When they got to kurenias apartment they were ushered inside by kurenia. hiashi looked at them and sternly said" lord hokage why is he here and how will this help my daughter?"

The third just said " naruto will help her and before u say anything looks can be desiving."

nauto walked into the room and saw the possesed hinata straped to the bed growling inhumanly.

" sigh, ballocks. i'm adressing the entity inside." she then stated thrashing and speeking in tongue. " IN THE NAME OF THE CREATOR YOU ARE HERE BY COMADED TO LEAVE THIS PLACE, BY THE BLOOD, BE NOT AND BE GONE!" the strapes snapped and hinata flew at naruto bt is caucht mid flight by him and is bing held down while others watch naruto then began to chant. "INCIDIUS DIABLEI NA BEARLODOS DOBOLEI!" the widows then shattered scaring the crap out of everyone else. hinata opened hear eyes and they were hers. hiashi said "is she cured?" hinata saw naruto then fainted. kurenia laughed " yep its her"

END

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MEW: YAY!

thanks but I know this could be done better In fact I know there are those better so I would like to see others give it a try with this crossover or constantine/pokemon! so to all thos good righters.

MEW: whats the rules?

well naruto could be better with decision makeing then the actual constantine as thats one of his major flaws i would like to see fixed.

Mew: thanks for reading!