Ok, this is the second time I'm gonna try to revise this story. I've learned and matured…..trust me. Ok, let's get this party started!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the OC!

Yugi walked down the street while looking down at his cell phone. He had received a text message from Ryou saying that Bakura wanted to see him. Well, the stuff I asked for must be ready he thought as he made his way to the Bakura/Ishtar household. He knocked on the door and smiled. He was having a pretty good day today. Nothing was gonna bring him down. All I ask is that I not get embarrassed and have the courage to do this deed that I so desperately want to perform he thought as Ryou answered the door.

"Hello Yugi" said Ryou with his british, yet..wonderfully smexy accent.

"Hi Ryou, you said that your yami wanted to see me?"

"Yes, do come in old chap"

Yugi nodded and came into the black and white house. Ryou motioned for Yugi to take a seat on the black leather couch while he went and fetched Bakura. Yugi watched as the white haired hikari went up the white carpeted stairs and sighed. He couldn't believe he was asking Bakura, of all people, for help. But it was either Bakura, Marik, or Duke…..and he wasn't about to ask the latter two. One was insane and the other would just tell his lover, Honda, who would tell Jou, who would mention it to Seto, who would happen to let it slip to Yami. That would be bad, since this whole thing was supposed to be a surprise.

Ryou came back down stairs with his yami trailing behind him, black box in hand.

"Hello Bakura" said Yugi cheerfully yet with this air of nervousness that just wouldn't go away.

"Hello Munchkin" said the silver hair Yami as he sat the box down next to Yugi. Bakura ruffled Yugi's hair and smiled when the black, purple, and golden locks went perfectly back into place. The only time Yugi OR Yami's air didn't defy gravity was when it was wet.

"Hey! I am not a munchkin, I grew 2 inches this month!" said Yugi as he pouted. It didn't make him look threatening, it just made him look more adorable.

Bakura laughed and opened the box. "So, are you ready to see what you ordered from me and Marik?" he asked evilly. Yugi, who was blushing so much, nodded his head and looked into the box. As soon as he saw a whip, he reared his head back and blushed even more.

"Hahahaha, the small fry can't take it" said Marik as he walked into the living room with only a towl wrapped around his waist. Malik, clad in tank top and short shorts, walked in behind him and wrapped his arms around his yami's neck. Yugi, who had calmed down a bit, couldn't stop staring at Marik's bronze chest. Malik, seeing this, laughed and ran his hand across Marik's abs.

"You can have a turn at this, if you want" said Malik playfully as Marik started laugh. Yugi shook his head rapidly and the other yami joined in the laughing and Ryou just giggled.

"Anyway, we have your standard S&M, bondage, and regular sex toys here" said Bakura as if he was advertising a product for a car or something. He pulled out a very thick rope, a whip, handcuffs, and a crimson vibrator. The rest of the contents in the box were just types of lube, costumes, and other knick knacks of the sexual variety.

"Well, thank you for the….instruments of torture" Yugi said as he closed the box, picked it up, and started to exit the house. "I will be sure to thank you when we're done".

Bakura and Marik went to the door after Yugi walked out. "Don't be a stranger Munchkin! And be sure to tell us how it went!" they shouted.

Yugi just blushed and rolled his eyes as he continued to walk down the street in silence, thinking about how tonight would affect his and Yami's relationship…forever.

Birdie: Ok, so that's that, just some editing and spell checks, I'll get started on the other one right now!

Malik: Yea, she's been extremely guilty because she hasn't finished this yet.

Yugi: Yup. But don't worry, she's gonna make sure that her reviewers get what they want.

Yami: Aibou! What did you get from those two maniacs!

Marik: That's for all of us to know, and for you to find out Pharaoh. And don't even try to go read the first crappy version of this story because she's making a LOT of changes!

Birdie: Shhhh, don't tell them that! Ok, well, yall come back now ya hear?

Ryou: Love, we have got to work on your accent.