Star wars, own, I do not.
I felt silly. This is only my second fanfiction (neither completed!) So please, I would love to know how i can improve my writing!
Likewise, I have put a Phineas and Ferb reference. If you find it, I love you!
SUMMARY: Snoke is a neat freak, Phasma is an eavesdrop, and everyone is just like normal, murderous, blaster and light saber carrying guys, except when around Snoke, and Snoek is especially not normal.
Caoi~ TheObsessedFanficer
Kylo Ren sat in a cardboard box, shabbily painted grey. He maneuvered his hands as if steering a ship. "The Finalizer has arrived at Jakku! Prepare to fly out, pilots! And get me Coffee! Some of that Sith roast!"
He was interrupted by Hux, who stared at Ren.
Ren had a poufy red wig on, a rubber mask over his metal mask. Not only that, he had stolen one of Hux's uniforms. And he had put it on over his normal Knight of Ren uniform, with Hux's rubber gloves on Ren's normal gloves. Looking closer at Ren's mask, Hux screamed. On it was Hux's face, crudely painted, with black dots for eyes, an oval for a mouth, and a black triangle nose.
"What in the name of Snoke are you doing!? It looks fun!" Ren began to respond, looking quit eager, but Hux interrupted him. "Actually, you'll have to tell me later. We just gotta get to the conference room, before Snoke bites my head off over hologram."
Ren nodded silently. Not Snoke! He thought in his mind as he shuffled off. Hux followed silently, not noticing the toilet paper which trailed after him, having stuck to his foot.
They entered the conference room, Ren pulling off the mask. They gaped at its walls and floor, which, though variant shades of black and grey, sparkled. Hux practically groaned. Not hologram, he thought. Live, in person. Face to face. He would recognize this level of cleanliness anywhere. Snoke did get discombobulated often.
Snoke turned in his likewise sparkling chair, wearing a pink fuzzy robe and bunny slippers, a hairnet on his head. His nose (or remnant of a nose, I suppose) wrinkled as he saw Hux and Ren. Rising from his seat, he walked up to Ren, silently pointing to a hairnet box, and a bag full of fuzzy pink slippers. Noticing that had already done the common safety protocols, he simply pointed to Hux's right foot, where a trail of toilet paper hung from the shoe.
"How absolutely disrespectful to my orders! See, gentlemen, this is just what I called you for." Noticing a tiny speck on the conference table, he rubbed it out with a carefully sanitized clothe. Ren stifled a yawn as Snoke began a boring speech. Luckily, he had a screen put inside his mask, so he was able to watch the minion movie.
"You see, the First Order is about order. So we have to keep our ships and battle stations as clean as possible, especially a ship as important as the Finalizer." Snoke said, glancing to the window. When he glanced back, his eyes were meant with two Hux's: One who was completely fake looking, and one who had to be the real Hux.
Walking to the Hux that was obviously real, he said "So something we should not do is get toilet paper stuck on our foot!" Hux stammered. "Um, sir? The man you're talking to is Kylo Ren." At this Kylo Ren pulled off the General Hux mask, and while struggling to get it off, he accidentally releasing the Metal one, causing it to fall on his toe. He winced as Snoke stared at the scar on his face.
"No way! Ren's mask of you looked so realistic! You just look ugly!" Snoke said, directing the last part to Hux.
"Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that you need to be cleaner. Now, go back to your duties. I have to shower 1,000,000 times a day. 64 more to go!" Snoke turned around, walking off.
Once outside, both men exhaled. Phasma met them at the door. "How did it go? I hear Supreme Leader Neat Freak is back." She said. (Of course once they were way out of earshot."