Ned's Declassified Murder Survival Guide Chapter 1
"In a world where one boy is on a mission, to find his girlfriend. Can he survive the hunt or will he go mad?" came a voice from nowhere.
"Where is that coming from?" Ned asked Cookie and Moze, who were standing with him in front of his locker.
"Its a new voice enhancer I invented," Cookie stated smiling.
"Wow, Cookie! This things great! I bet I could get any information I need from Crubs with this thing," said Gordy, coming from behind the wall and holding a microphone. Ned grabbed it out of his hand.
"Thats not funny! Ive been looking for Suzy everywhere," said Ned, freaking out.
"Calm down! Maybe she's sick," said Moze, reassuring her friend.
"Or maybe she was attacked by killer zombies and they plan to make her their queen," said Cookie.
"You played that zombie slayer game all last night didn't you?" Moze asked, already knowing the answer to her question.
"Maybe!" said Cookie, looking away.
"Look Ned, I'm sure Suzy is fine. Just because she didn't call you this morning doesn't mean there is something wrong," said Moze smiling.
"Your probably right," said Ned, calming down as a big group of students ran by cheering and yelling "wolves".
"Whats up with that?" Ned asked. Cookie and Moze shrugged.
"You don't know?" said Gordy shocked. "Next week is the big game against Earl S. Polk Middle School." They all just starred at him. "You see when James K. Polk first started it was said that James Polk had a younger brother who always felt the need to compete with James. So he made his own middle school, and ever since their rival has lived on through the generations of students that go to both schools. I even heard that Earl Polk got so angry at his brother because of his great success that he went into his bedroom late at night and strangled him to death, and strung him up for display in the front of his house." As Gordy finished his story he noticed that a big group of students had gathered around him to listen to his story.
"Where did you here that?" came the voice of I-Teacher from behind the big group of kids.
"I have my sources," said Gordy, not willing to tell where he gets his unique stories from.
"Thats just a myth. Nobody died!" The kids all gave a sigh of relief as if they were afraid his ghost would come back to haunt him. "Now get to class all of you. I better not see any of you roaming in late to my class," said I-Teacher as one of the students rolled the computer back down the hall.
"Seriously Gordy. Where do you get all of these crazy stories from?" Moze asked.
"Its a well known legend, but my source does not wish to have his presence known. So if you don't mind I'm going to use Cookies new device to get Crubs to let me order pizza," said Gordy, taking the microphone back from Ned and walking down the hallway.
"We better get to class," said Moze as the three of them headed to their first class. When Moze reached her class with I-Teacher the door was locked.
"Wait! I'm not late," she said, trying to open the door again.
"Your not late Jennifer," said Lisa, walking up to her. "I-Teachers classroom was attacked by the Earl K. Polk middle schoolers, so we have to go to the library."
"Alright," she said, walking to the library with Lisa.
"I can't believe anyone would actually attack the school," said Moze as they walked down the hall.
"Whats scary about that is they were able to get into the school after hours," said Lisa.
"Yeah, but their only middle schoolers they couldn't cause too much damage," said Moze, entering the library.
"They did about 2 thousand dollars in damage actually," said I-Teacher as they walked in.
"Really?" said Lisa. "What all did they do?"
"Broke the windows, and all of the desks. Not to mention the walls," said I-Teacher. "But right now lets get on with our discussion on the books you have all been reading."
The first few classes went fairly quickly and soon it was time for lunch. Ned, Cookie, Moze, and Lisa sat at a table and talked about the rival that the school is going through right now. "I think there is something seriously wrong with the other school," said Ned after hearing about what happened to I-Teachers room.
"I know. Its like they don't really care about the game they just care about hurting us," said Moze.
"Yeah. Why haven't we heard of that school before though? asked Cookie.
"We never usually play against them," said Seth from behind Cookie. "The principals think that the rival gets out of hand, but this year their letting us."
"Why the sudden change of heart?" Moze asked.
"They finally decided that we can't hold on to what happened in the past," said Seth.
"It should be an interesting game," said Ned. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed from the hallway. All the students stopped eating and looked at the door. Their was a scream and Suzy ran into the cafeteria.
"Suzy," Ned yelled, running up to her. She was crying hysterically.
"He's dead," she suddenly said. They all looked into the hall where their was a bloody body laying on the floor.