Disclaimer: I don't own Reba or the two monkeybutts
"Reba all I'm saying is-"
"Brock, do you really think I'm going to listen to you?"
"Look if you had-"
"Hey Brock, I was ignoring you before and I'm ignoring you now"
"You've done the same thing… what's the difference"
"The difference is, I'm not a monkey's butt"
"Reba one more word and I'll-"
"Don't bother. I'll still ignore what you say so there's no point in saying it"
"And you'd be pissed if I ignored what you said"
"That's because you're a monkey's butt. I just told you that"
"That comment just-"
"Continuing to ignore you… now"
"Reba!"
"Okay enough already,"
"BJ is this any of your business"
"I'm making it my business. What you both need is an exercise in communication"
"If I participate in that exercise will you shut up for 24 hours"
"Yes Reba I will"
"Fine"
"Brock you start. Tell her how you feel in the formula of, when you do a I feel b because of c"
"Barbra Jean, are we communicating or making alphabet soup"
"No wait a minute Reba. When you ignore me and get annoyed with me because I do the same thing that you did when the situation was reversed I feel upset and frustrated because I feel like there's a double standard."
"Reba, you're response?"
"Yeah but you're a monkey's butt"
"Reba"
"Brock there is a major difference between what you did and what I did. You had me scared out of my mind because you were 3 hours late and you didn't call. I thought you an' the kids had been killed. I was 11 minutes late and I did call"
"BJ said you didn't"
"BJ is a monkey's butt"
"Reba stop calling people monkey butts"
"Why BJ… if the shoe fits wear it. Look Brock, I'll try to be more understanding if you promise to be more responsible."
"Deal"