30 Ways Tsunade Annoys Jiraiya
She's beautiful
She's smart
She's talented
All of those make Jiraiya crazy for her
She locked the window so Jiraiya couldn't get in
Then opened them so she could flirt with him
She punched Jiraiya… again
She did number 7 just to bug him
She also did it to flirt with him
She hired Naruto to run around Konoha as Jiraiya
She made Naruto (dressed as Jiraiya) yell: I love porn!
She also made him shout: I love Tsunade! … for 5 hours
She put a sign on the back of Jiraiya's head that says: Kick Me… and I love Tsunade.
On Valentine's Day, she made herself look as hot as she could
Then, she turned down Jiraiya when he asked her for a date
Then made out with him… and enjoyed it
She put an alarm clock in his pants… God knows how she put them there
She put a rubber ducky on his head… and super-glued it
She hired Barney to stalk him… because stalking is his specialty
She hired Gai to go up to him and say: Youthfulness! … 200,000 times
She had a sake drinking contest with him… and won
She played strip poker with him… and drooled as she won the game
She got Orochimaru to play at his birthday party… as the 70's music DJ
She stole his collection of Icha Icha Books… and sold them on Ebay
She put on a tank top and a really hot skirt… and called Jiraiya into her office
She watch him drool over himself pathetically
She kept him in there long enough for him to look like he had been in a pool from all his drooling
She told him she loved him and made him faint
She married him…
And out came Tsuraiya (or Keiko/ Aya if you've read Tango's and Dragongoth's stories)