The Legend of the Naked Ninja
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you!
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It was a typical day at the Shinobi Academy, girls gossiped, kids learned to kill and Iruka-sensei was yelling at Naruto for his latest 'prank'.
"NARUTO! GET OUT OF THAT NOW!" Screams Iruka using his infamous 'Demon-head jutsu'. Naruto in question was currently where his desk would go...if he wasn't currently in a giant box with eye-holes.
Little did Iruka know...this was no prank. Naruto was starting to panic! "Uh...Iruka-sensei...this is no prank! I'll be good! I'll listen, I won't make a fuss...just PLEASE don't make me get out of here!" He implored.
"NARUTO, QUIT FOOLING AROUND YOU BAKA! SOME OF US CAME TO LEARN!" Shouted Sakura...right before she went back to ignoring her homework to once more fawn over Sasuke...
Iruka had enough, he grabbed the box. "Naruto, I'm not going to ask you again- "NO! PLEASE DON'T!" Pleaded Naruto...but it was too late...the box was gone...
Sakura's eye's went wide, "OH."
Hinata was feeling faint, "My."
Ino started to feel giddy, "BLOOD!"
Naruto...was NAKED! And a stud! The entire girl population immediately got nosebleeds! Iruka didn't even bother to maintain order! He just grabbed Naruto by the ear and dragged him to get paddled!
Naruto whimpered, "Why me?!" He groaned.
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The third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi had lived a long time, seen many crazy things in his long life...but this? This was the most insane thing he'd ever seen! And not just because his surrogate Grandson was in his office naked!
"Let me see if I got this straight Naruto...last night...you were approached by a strange merchant-
A flustered Naruto nodded, so Hiruzen continued.
-Who showed you these strange talismans inscribed with zodiac symbols...that had even stranger powers-
Naruto again nodded, once more demonstrating the power of the rooster (i.e. Telepathy) with one of his fingers. Hiruzen once more took this in baffled, but still continued.
-the merchant offered to turn them into bloodlines and graft them into your body-
Naruto once more nodded. And once more Hiruzen continued.
-And in exchange the merchant gave you the choice of either a million Yen or entertainment?" He finished.
Naruto groaned, "I thought I'd just have to pull a dozen pranks on people he hated- or at LEAST do some stupid, silly, degrading tricks that would make him laugh...HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'D CURSE ME TO BE NAKED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!?" Naruto slammed his head on the desk in defeat.
Hiruzen just pinched his nose and groaned...this was going to be a doozy. According to Naruto he'd figured out that 10 of his 12 new powers were now connected to his ten fingers...he had everything except heat beam and Combustion apparently.
Still...perhaps this wasn't so bad...
"Naruto, the medics have given you a clean bill of health...so apparently this 'gift' was genuine. I'm not...thrilled on how this came about...but for better or for worse I guess we have to deal with it now- but look on the bright side...the chances of you becoming a great ninja have increased!"
Naruto eye's widened in amazement. "Really!?" Then he flustered, "But...I'm naked."
Hiruzen nodded, "True...and that WILL be an obstacle, since no clothes or covering will stay on you...not just for social reasons but practicality in combat. BUT, their are techniques to overcome them...IF your willing to learn them.
Naruto nodded, "Dattebayo! You know I do! ...but what do i do in the meantime?"
Hiruzen sighed, "I'm afraid you'll just have to live with it. The 'hiding in a box' thing although might be a loophole, is simply impractical to do in your everyday life."
Naruto groaned...but nodded. Then the door broke down, "Grandpa! Today I defeat you!" Shouted a little boy who ran in...and tripped on his scarf...
"Oh, boy...not this again." Groaned the hokage. "YOU! YOU TRIPPED ME!" Shouts the boy at Naruto accusingly. "You tripped over your dang scarf, idiot!" Shouted Naruto as he stuck his tongue out-
BOOM!
Which then shoot a ball of fire that sent the little kid flying across Konoha screaming.
"HONORABLE GRANDSON!" Screamed a man who'd just entered the room. Naruto sweat-dropped. "Heh, heh...at least i know how to activate another one of my powers...right Grandpa?" He asks sheepishly.
Hiruzen just put his head in his hands...and resolved to empty his Sake vault...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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