The Vow

Disclaimer: The Tiny Toon characters belong to their respective owners. Jasmine Bunny is my character and so is other fanmade characters. Enjoy!

Author's Note: This is perferred as a romantic/comedy in tradition to 40 days and 40 nights. This takes place in the year 2000 in Acme Acres.

Rating: R for pervasive language, strong sexuality/nudity, and for cartoon violence, sex/drug related humor.

Genre: Romance, Comedy



Fade In-

We view in on a aerial view of the city of Acme Acres. Skyscrapers were shown surrounding areas.

Buster: (narrates) My name is Buster Bunny. And no, babs is not with me. It's gonna be my 20th birthday pretty soon and I can finally get to spend time with my girlfriend, babs. Although Acme Looniversity was a handfull and I just want to graduate. Anyway, let me tell you a story about what it takes to bypass one little thing called "Sex."

Ext.

The scene zooms in through the busy sidewalks.

Buster: (V.O) Matter of fact, let me show you.

In his late 10s, Buster Bunny was seen wearing his red sweater and blue jeans. He wore shades over his eyes and was walking with his friend, Plucky Duck. Plucky, in his late 10s, was wearing a green cap and has a white T-shirt on with red pants. They both are also barefooted.

"Look, plucky, the dawn of the dead couldn't get you off beer for a while without first resisting it. Let alone you sleeping with someone besides shirley."

"Oh, come on. If I hadn't went to that bar, I wouldn't of fucked that girl. Naturally, I didn't."

Buster looks at plucky and imitates an englishmen.

"Naturally, you did, dear boy."

"Fuck you."

Buster chuckles.

"So, pluckster, what are you gonna do tonight?"

"What else?"

"Uhh, this is a tough one. Sleep with the ambassador's wife? Or fuck a nanny to death?"

"Again. Fuck you."

"Your welcome."

"What about you?"

"What about me?"

"You have a birthday coming up soon, blue ears. What are you gonna do?"

"That depends on where I'm going."

"Is that right?"

"Oh, yeah."

"And where are you going?"

"No business that concerns you."

"Fine. I'll go with you and find out."

Cut To:

Int.

Inside a burrow hole, Babs and Shirley were presence inside. In her late 10s, Babs wore a pink tank top with a blue skirt pant and still has bows on her ears. Shirley, in her late 10s, wore a tank top and wore a light blue pants. Her hair was cut short and she lost the bow that was always to the back of her head. Babs puts a necklace over her neck as babs starts wrapping up a present for buster's upcoming birthday.

"Like, why do you keep your bows on? I mean, is it, like, babyish?"

"For your information, I love my bows. There is no problem with this, is there?"

"No. So what are you gonna do today?"

"To tell you the truth, I don't know."

Shirley smirks.

"I think you know."

Babs groans.

"Alright. Alright, I have a date with buster today."

"No, after that."

"Come on, shirl. Would you lay off me with that shit? You don't see me brushing on you about plucky, do you?"

Shirley nods

"I halt my statement."

"Okay."

(Cell Phone Rings)

Babs reaches in her pocket and answers it.

"Hey, loverboy!"

On Buster

"How'd you know it was me? Did shirley tell you?"

On Babs

"No. You always call me. Remember?"

"Oh." Buster said, from phone

On Buster

"Listen, I'm almost on my way there. Is the delivery guy there yet?"

On Babs

"What delivery guy?''

"Good. He didn't show." Buster said, from phone

"What are you talking about?"

"I'll be there in 10 minutes." Buster said, from phone

"But wait a minute!"

"See ya." Buster said, from phone

"No, b--!"

(Dial Tone)

Babs clicks her phone off and looks at shirley. Shirley noticed and shakes her head.

"Come on, shirl."

"No, no. Fuck, no. I am not gonna do it."

"Why not?"

"You know why?"

"Why you gonna do me like that?"

"Do you like what?"

"Buster has this surprise deliver guy coming. He wouldn't have the fuckin' nuts to tell me. So when I ask you, you won't even tell me. What is up with that?"

Shirley was gonna answer when the door bell rings. Shirley smirks.

"Oops. That's my cue."

"No, no, no. Shirley, tell me -- tell me what this guy has! Shirley!"

Shirley opened the door to find buster there. Shirley got to his ears and whispers. Buster nods as she leaves.

Buster enters as babs saw him.

"Well, well. If it isn't Mister -- SURPRISE!"

"This about the deliver guy?"

"Yeah."

"I ain't gonna tell you."

"Motherfucker, you better tell me."

"I better tell you?"

He looks up and down to babs.

"What, you babsy balboa now?"

"I can be just that."

"Yeah, yeah. What you gonna say? (imitates Rocky) Aiyyo, I want some answer."

"Yeah, yeah."

Buster soon sniff the air and floats in the air. It was a sensational smell which could only mean one thing to buster. Food.

"Aah, what is that hungrily smell."

"That's me, dickhead."

Buster shot his eyes open and drops to the ground. Buster gets up.

"You?"

"Yeah."

Babs then took out a prefume bottle labeled "Carrot Sense."

"The sense that drives a guy crazy...for carrots that is. And I'm the meal."

Buster grins wickedly.

"Oh, you know it, girlfriend."

Babs tosses her perfume aside and took out a condom waving it in her hand.

"Want this? Come and get it, blue ears."

Buster was about to lunge at her when...

(Door bell rings)

Babs looks towards the door.

"Oh, the door."

Babs head for the door at the same time being missed by buster's tackle as he hits the ground.

"Ohh!"

Babs went and answered the door. The delivery guy was there. Which is of course little beeper.

"Meep Meep!"

Babs eyes the camera.

"Whoa. He calls this the delivery guy?"

She eyes little beeper. A package was on beeper's back as babs pays him and gets the package. Little Beeper jumps and runs off leaving a trail of dust behind. She closes the door. She looks at the box and reads it.

"Buster, what is this?"

Buster stood up dazed with birds flying over his head. He shakes the birds out and looks towards babs.

"What's what?"

"This package."

"Oh, that's a surprise."

Babs looks at buster.

"For who?"

Buster's mouth opened and his expression was wide eyed. Babs noticed before looking at the package.

"This for me, is it?"

Buster hurriedly approaches and grabs the package.

"Uh, yeah. But you can't open it yet."

"Why not?"

"Well, because, today is, uh, monday and my birthday is a week from that so I'll give it to you on my birthday."

Babs points at him.

"Promise?"

Buster raises a hand.

"Promise."

"Okay."

Buster places the package on the table before approaching babs.

"Now where were we before rudely being interrupted?"

"Let me think."

Babs strokes her chin in thought.

"Um...oh, yeah. (southern accent) I was fixin' to fuck your brains out, blue ears."

She whips out the condom as buster grins wickedly.

Cut To:

(Buster and Babs moaning delightfully)

On the bed, buster was on top of babs as they were both naked without the blanket. Buster pumps inside of babs with a protective erect member as babs moans louder.

"Oh, jesus h. christ! Keep going! Harder!"

"Oh, shit!"

Babs held on tight to the mattress of her bed as buster pumps into her. Babs allows him inside of her as she breaths in and out and grits her teeth while her eyes were closed tightly. Buster then kisses her nipples on her breast as babs felt his teeth on her nipple.

"Ow! Hey, no biting!"

Buster laughs.

Babs decides to get even as she reversed on buster til she was on top of him. Babs kissed him tenderly as he returns the kiss. Babs released the kiss before bouncing on him with her breast bouncing.

"Ohh! Yes! Yes!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Babsy, you goin' long! You goin' long! (laughs)"

Buster moans as babs started bouncing harder before...

(Cell phone rings)

Babs stopped before buster answers his cell phone.

"Talk to me. You hot!"

Cut To:

Int.

Plucky was on the phone and on the bed. Plucky was breathing heavily as someone was rapidly sucking on his erect member under the blanket.

"Oh, I'm hot alright. What about you?"

On Buster and Babs

"Shit, I'm smokin', pluckster."

Babs kisses him tenderly. They both release.

"What's the dillio?"

On Plucky

"The dilly is we got a huge night ahead of us, pal. Remember that resturant we saw several days ago?"

"Yeah?"

Shirley got from under his blanket and takes the phone from plucky.

"We totally got passes to that resturant. In other words, coupons!"

On Buster and Babs

Buster and Babs heard it and was surprised.

"No shit?!"

On Plucky and Shirley

Plucky takes the phone from shirley.

"No fuckin' shit!"

On Buster and Babs

"When are we going?"

"We was thinking of going before your birthday. How's about that?" Plucky said, from phone

Babs was playing with buster's ears twirling it.

"That'll be great, pluckster. But can we talk about this later? (looks at babs) I got some business to take care of first."

Babs giggles.

On Plucky and Shirley

"Alright, pal. Check ya later.

Plucky hung up his phone and looks at shirley.

"Ready for another round?"

Shirley gets on top of plucky.

"Like, I thought you'd never ask."

Chuckling, they both soon locked kisses to each other.