"You guys gonna throw me of the team?!" Lucy screamed her busty self of. Natsu was looking calmly to her.
"Sorry, Luce, but another writer just made a Lisanna-comes-back-and-Lucy-gets-ignored story." Natsu explained, his voice filled with irritation at the thoughts of this plot again. It's so overused, like all the authors mom.
"What do you mean by story?! And what's with that nickname?!" Lucy was screaming so loud as a Fairy Tail party. Lisanna came walking in the guild, her innocent and sweet self changed for the story. She ran to Natsu and kissed him rough. Lucy felt like crying now. When they were done kissing, Lisanna eyes Lucy.
"Sorry Lucy-Chan, but I have to act like a bitch now, because of the plotline. No offense to you. Should we hold a shopping evening tomorrow?" The kind, and not bitchy, girl said.
"...Sure."
The girl with white hair remembered something.
"Oh yeah, now's Natsu supposed to tell you that you're weak, you leave the guild for a few years or join another guild. The only guild who's not being used in stories is Lamia Scale, would be original for once." Lisanna rolled her eyes and Lucy's urge to kill the writer was growing with each nanosecond.
Each nanosecond.
"Don't forget the fact that you're going to become a dragon slayer or queen, or whatever power they'l give you. And if you're gone, I suddenly realize my feelings for you, go after you, we're becoming a couple and get married and then the children come." Natsu added. Lucy facepalmed. She is a celestial spirit mage for stars sake, not a dragon slayer/queen or anything ells.
"And lastly, if it's not Nalu, you're mostly paired up with other person like Rogue and Sting from Sabertooth." Mira added from the counter. The said duo came walking in to lucy.
"Fairy-San, I've never talked to you, but I love you." Rogue gave Lucy a hug A.K.A. OOC manner. Sting pushed him away, and grabbed Lucy's hand and kissed the top of it.
"Blondie, I love you although I laughed my ass of at chapter 293." What. The. Hell. is. going on. Lucy felt like running away. So long for having a sane day.
Don't own Fairy Tail.