"Hey, Kakuzu, you know what today is?" Hidan tittered, sitting cross-legged opposite Kakuzu.
"A Saturday?" Kakuzu guessed, not even mildly interested at what Hidan was getting at. Their earlier conversation had involved a lot of swearing and the involvement of Kakuzu taking away Hidan's scythe in hopes that he wouldn't use it to hack off a limb. It was catty corner to his right leg.
"No, actually it's Friday, but that wasn't the kind of answer I was looking for. Guess, damn it."
"Time for you to shut up?"
"Fuck off, no," the Jashinist retorted, flipping his partner off. Kakuzu didn't notice.
"Just fucking tell me what it is," Kakuzu moaned, holding his head in shame for getting the worst possible partner in history.
"It's Valentines Day~" Hidan cooed, purposely being mushy.
"Isn't that a commercial holiday that involves a lot of spending?" The taller of the two wasn't amused.
"No, it's the day when I enjoy watching all the fuckers of Akatsuki act weird," Hidan gleefully said, rocking back and forth.
"Like who?" Kakuzu's interest was piqued.
"Well, the leader and his bitch, for one," Hidan pointed out.
"I would assume they would, if they act like that on a normal day." He was referring to what was going on behind him. Pein was holding Konan lovingly and whispering something in her ear. Whatever it was, it must have been embarrassing.
"Okay, fine, not them, but what about Deidara-Chan and Tobi?" Hidan asked.
Just then Deidara stomped past, in some sort of rage, with a distraught Tobi asking what he had done wrong to upset Deidara.
"Go. AWAY." Deidara repeated.
"But Sempai~" Tobi said in a whiney voice, clutching some of Deidara's clay and holding it close to his chest. It was in the shape of something unidentifiable.
"I don't see anything different with them," Kakuzu said, now slightly annoyed that Hidan was somewhat sending him on a goose chase.
"Okay, fine, I was wrong about them. Fuck. But what about Kisame and Itac—"
"Leave me out of this," Itachi coldly said, fully aware of the Zombie Team's conversation.
"You can go fuck yourself," Hidan retorted back. Itachi took his turn to leave. The two were now alone in the room.
"So this was a wasteful conversation," Kakuzu said, frowning.
"Not really."
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow in slight confusion. "Well it wasn't productive. All I've gained from this is that you're a retarded asshole."
"Man-whore. There was so a point to this conversation," Hidan said, getting up and walking over to Kakuzu. Probably to get his scythe back.
Kakuzu edged his hand to the handle of the three-bladed weapon to give to Hidan, but something shocked him.
Hidan had kneeled down and kissed Kakuzu on the forehead.
"?!"
"Now give me back my fucking scythe."