Me: XD ALL THE CRACK PAIRINGS YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR
RAVENS ARM X AISHA ( SERIOUSLY IS THIS THE MANHWA PAIRING? XD more info on demon hunting academy )
ELSWORD X HIS SWORD
CHUNG X PIKACHU
EVE X NASOD KING
RAVEN X RENA(well that's not really crack, but this fits with the story XD)
But
RENA X AIR
Still hating Raven x Eve .w. *just came back from hunting* *polishes my bloody chainsaw* continue reading Readers :D
RAVEN RECKLESS FIST
ELSWORD RUNE SLAYER
AISHA ELEMENTAL MASTER
RENA WIND SNEAKER
CHUNG DEADLY CHASER
EVE CODE EMPRESS
. . . . .
"Aisha! Please help me with the presents!" Rena cheered happily as she wrapped presents in red and green wrapping paper.
Aisha walked to the Christmas tree, crouched down to Rena's height, and helped her with the presents. "Who's this for?" It was orange nail polish, "Is this for Eve?" It obviously wasn't Aisha's otherwise Rena wouldn't have asked her to help her wrap presents.
"It's for Raven." Rena smiled, (AND THAT IS HOW RF HAS ORANGE NAILS XD)
"Uhhhh… Okay. Don't see why Raven would need orange nail polish bu-"
"Did someone say orange nail polish?" Raven fell from the ceiling air vent.
"Raven? Were you getting a sneak peek on your presents?" Aisha huffed.
"I wasn't the only one there's also-"
Elsword and Chung came falling in and fell onto Raven.
"I'm getting too old for this."
"You should stop raging so much, your hair is already becoming so white Raven." Elsword rolled off laughing. "And you're only in your twenties."
Raven grabbed the red head and punted him across the room. Aisha burst into laughter at the site of half of Elsword's body stuck into the wall.
"ELSWORD!" Eve shrieked. There was a sharp echo of a slap heard across the house.
"OWOWOWOWOWOW! EVE!" He whined.
Eve came out of the kitchen patting her hands together. The phone began to ring. She walked towards it and picked it up and put it on loud speaker. "Hello?"
"Eve, baby, how ya doin?"
"Is this nasod king?"
"Oh you still recognize me!" It sounded like he was crying tears of joy.
"I'm going to hang up now so-"
"WAIT! Honey don't be like that! I wanted you to come over for Christmas!"
"But I thought I was a traitor."
"Who cares? It's Christmas, and we all miss you! All of our 7329503230 children miss you!"
Everyone was wide eyed. Eve blushed, "remember we do not reproduce as you humans do. Sort of…"
She looked away and coughed, "Very well… Sweetie." She quickly hung up and walked up the stairs and into her room.
"Well that was interesting." Chung blinked.
"WAIT! WHO WAS THAT? WHO'S IN LOVE WITH EVE!? WHO DID SHE HAVE CHILDREN WITH?! I WILL MURDER HIM!" Elsword raged, his dangling legs kicking around rapidly.
"Should someone help him out?" Chung asked.
"Nah, just let him be." Aisha and Raven said in chorus.
Just then out of nowhere, rose petals began to flutter around. A door opened and a Pikachu appeared. It walked in with epic slow motion. And Chung walked towards it. (like that gangnam style scene on the subway)
"Pikachu…" Chung's eyes sparkled.
"Pika- pi." Pikachu inched closer. Light's gleamed to hide everyone else from view. Both of their eyes sparkled as they gazed at each other.
"HELLO~! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?"
Not a sound was heard from the rest of the Elgang. "Pikachu…" Rose petals kept fluttering. Chung crouched to Pikachu's height, Pikachu stood on his/her legs and they both held hands. Walking out of the room on a rainbow.
The rose petals were gone and the sparkling stopped. Everyone blinked. "What the HELL just happened? O_o?" Rena asked.
"I thought it was very unholy for and elf to swear." Aisha said.
"Screw the Elf rules, I'm human now :P"
"…okay…"
"Rena come here." Raven motioned with his hand.
Aisha stood up, "Better check on those Christmas cookies." And walked towards the kitchen , going through the second door.
Rena walked to Raven. He was under the one of the kitchen entrances. "Ha Ha! You're under the mistletoe!" He chuckled. He grabbed Rena with his Human hand and pulled her in for a kiss, but suddenly his nasod arm grabbed Aisha and made Raven part his lips from Rena's and onto Aisha's! A tray clattered to the floor. Both girls were wide eyed.
Rena slapped Aisha, Aisha slapped Rena, and they both slapped Raven together.
"YOU PERVERT!" Rena stomped away.
Aisha was left speechless and fainted.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! THE ARM HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!" Raven brushed his cheeks.
Elsword was too busy to see the whole thing. He was busy talking.
"You know. You're the only one who understands me. You're the only one that listens. You're the only one that cares about me!" He sobbed. "I LOVE YOU SWORD!" And hugged his sword close with hearts all around.
"WAIT RENA! WAIT UP!" Raven tried to chase Rena, but his arm was pulling him towards Aisha who was now running in another direction. "STUPID ARM STOP!"
"It's your fault for choosing the path of the Reckless Fist Raven! Now I AM in CONTROL of YOU!"
"But I'm in love with Rena!"
"I'd rather date AIR than YOU, YOU JACK-" Rena shouted from the staircase.
"You heard the lady it's my time for MY romance now!"
"SHUT UP ARM! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Raven punched the wall as hard as he could.
"Ow…" Both he and his arm said.
"AISHA! I JUST WANT TO FLIP YOUR SKIRT SO BADLY!" Raven's arm caught sight of Aisha and started dragging Raven around the house like a rabid dog on a leash. It followed Aisha everywhere with hearts all around it.
"RAVEN GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Aisha kept running away. The rest of Christmas Eve was spent chasing each other. Aisha was left sleeping in a closet hiding from Raven, well… HIS ARM.
The next morning…
Raven screamed, "MYYYYY ARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!" He found his nasod arm clean off. Rena had an evil glimmer in her eyes and giggled darkly.
Meanwhile…
"HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Raven's arm thrashed around in a box wildly.
"Merry Christmas!" Everyone cheered.
"DO we even have the christmas food ready?" Raven sighed, crying over his lost arm.
"Well since I WAS too busy hiding from your arm I couldn't make it." Aisha sighed.
"I was busy doing something else…" Rena giggled.
"Where's chung?" Aisha asked looking around.
Meanwhile…
"Pika pi!" Pikachu ran, calling for Chung to follow.
Chung followed, but it wasn't CHUNG. It was a POKEMON. "Chung chung!" He followed.
"Hey Pikachu there you are!" Ash came running in. "Who's your new friend?"
"Chung chung!"
"Pika pi!"
Brock came running in, "Ash! Did you find Pikachu?"
"Yeah, looks like he made a new friend!"
Misty ran towards them, "It looks like some sort of evolved Pikachu!"
Ash got his poke dex out, but it was blank. "Oh wow! An unknown pokemon!"
Back at the Elgang's house…
"Welp, Let's go for Pizza girls!" Raven sighed, "Where's my arm?"
Aisha, Raven and Rena walked out of the house and went for pizza.
"HELLO? GUYS?" Elsword yelled, "ANYONE OUT THERE?"
Raven: Cheryl O_o what the heck goes on in your mind?
Elsword: O_O why you leave me hanging? LITERALLY IN A WALL? D:
Chung: …I have no comment for this.
Rena: Wha- O_O
Eve: …What chung said
Aisha: huh? O_O
Me: *thinking of polar bears rolling around in the snow* :D…
So was this too random for some readers? XD
Today I am loonier than usual :3