Yugioh and his cousin meet and have a DDDDDDDuel. (but not at each oter)
yugioh's American cousin, from America, is visiting yugioh island beecouz there is turnoment and turnoment is good beecouz turnmommmment haz cards and games with prizes and is not run by pedophile. Hugh G. Lowe is met by his cousin, which is yugioh at aeroport and yugioh ax "how wuz your flight" and Hugh G. Lowe say "It went high and people with babies and babies cryin so no" As yugioh and Hugh G. Lowe walk to yugiohz espensive car that is sooooo fast, yugioh say "Is it not weird that you from America and I from yugioh island yet we cusinz? And hugh say "no"
Hugh G. Lowe and yugioh were going to fast espensive car and man in coat and longbeard jump out and say "I CHALANGE YOU TO DDDDDUEL!" and they say ok
Man in coat and longbeard whep out his cards deck and it is impresive and have cards with high nuumbers and big dragons so yugioh say "oh no" but Huge G. Lowe not care and say "now duel begins and I win beecouz I have freinds with care and they care and it make me win" and yugioh say "actualy those my freinds but u can win beecouz I believe in you and I have freinds and I give you care" so the duel sarted.
Man who they is dueling is pumping out cards so fast and Hugh G. Lowe and yugioh can only stare in wunder. But Hugh snap out o trance and say "I have 1 card that can beat you nom madder what!" And man say 'O RLY?" So Hugh G. Lowe take it out and it is bigger than any card that any haz ever seen before. And man says "fuuuuuuuuuuuck" but it doesn't help.
So as Hugh G. Lowe and his cousin, yugioh, is walking to espensive, rly espensive car, yugioh ax "how does you haz such a big and unstoppable card" and since he is his cousin, Hugh G. Lowe tell him.
"It is a sad and woeful tale" say Hugh G. Lowe "Filled with misery and sorrow. And Nazis" "What!" say yugioh "I think they all died", but Hugh G. Lowe say"Please don't interrupt it is rude and no they didn't…not yet"
"My father owned great card shop in America and it was filled with cards and cards and cards that were good until the Nazis cum and kill all over my father and there was blood and oter fluids including my tears"
"Wow" say yugioh "Sux to be you, but at least you have great card" but then card sem to spontaneously combust and it was gone. "Oops" say yugioh "Now it all just sux"
But then out of the corner of they eyes, the cousins seen something cumming in the distance yet they can only stand in fear.
To be continue…