-Disclaimer- I do not own YuGiOh.

Things Jounouchi Katsuya Isn't Allowed To Do

1. Jou is not allowed to go to his friend's houses (Or Kaiba's mansion) and empty their refrigerators.

2. Jou is not allowed to post a "You Must Be This Height To Enter" sign in front of the Kame Game Shop/Yugi's house.

3. Or anywhere else Yugi would go.

4. Jou is not allowed to tell Yami that the world is in peril again.

5. Jou is not allowed to steal Anzu's work uniform and cosplay as her.

6. Jou is not allowed to get a piggy back ride from Honda and proceed in calling him a rainbow unicorn.

7. Jou is not allowed to get a piggy back ride.

8. Jou is not allowed to order his own meals when someone else is paying.

9. That includes Kaiba.

10. Jou is not allowed to chew on Ryou's hair and then pretend like he didn't know it was Ryou's hair and that it just looked and smelled like cotton candy.

11. Jou is not allowed to kidnap Mokuba so that they could play video games.

12. Or to sing at a karaoke café.

13. Jou is not allowed to TP Kaiba's Mansion…

14. Or Kaiba Corp.

15. Or Kaiba Land. (Where the fuck would he get that much toilet paper?).

16. Jou is not allowed to scoop Mai's breasts.

17. Or Anzu's

18. Jou is not allowed to mess with Seto's mind. In any way, shape or form.

19. Jou is not allowed to sing Disney songs. At All. Ever.

20. Jou is not allowed to tease Ryou with cream puffs just so Ryou could get him awesome cards.

21. Jou is not allowed to ever touch the Sennen Rod. Or any of the Sennen items.

22. Jou is not allowed to make Mokuba tell him Seto's secrets and/or personal life things

23. Jou is not allowed to dress as The Dark Magician Girl (A/N: …)

24. Jou is not allowed to photoshop Kaiba in dress and then sell them to the tabloids.

"That's kind of disturbing. Has he ever actually done that?" Yami inquired as he read through the list Yugi gave him again. Yugi sighed and nodded as he took back the list and sat back at his desk. Jou then rushes into class and hides underneath Yami's desk.

"Um, Jou? What-"

"WHERE THE HELL IS THE LOW LIFE MUTT?!" Kaiba flared, slamming the door to class open. Everyone, even the teacher jumped and slid down in their chairs, scared shitless from the fire in the CEO's eyes. In his hands, he held a magazine. A popular looking one too.

"Kaiba-san! What's wrong? What did Jou do?" Kaiba then slammed the magazine on Yugi's desk, while he glared directly underneath Yami's desk, where Jou simply grinned in a fetal position. He grabbed the boy by the collar and dragged him out of the classroom, Jou screaming obscenities all the way through.

Yugi sighed and clicked his pen, grabbing his list and making another thing Jou isn't allowed to do. Yami grabbed the magazine and quickly pulled a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing loud. In the front of the magazine was the title 'SETO KAIBA; CEO OR COSPLAY FREAK?' and underneath it was the great CEO with cat ears and a cat tail.

25. Jou is not allowed to photoshop Kaiba at all and then sell them to the tabloids.

Lady Ai: XD Nyeah, I feel bad for poor Jou. Who taught him how to use photoshop anyway?! Oh and number 23 is there because of one of my fanfics, Jou dresses up as DMG. What? It was puppyshipping ;-;

Anyway, please, review and tell me if I should make another one. If I do make another one, it's going to be Mokuba's turn. X3