Chapter 1- The Conspiracy Begins
Setting: Space
Draco Malfoys sat around watching Professor Snake prepare for the take off. Earth was far below and looked peaceful. But that will change thought Draco. He glanced around the potion room- Crabben and Gloyle were watching with interest their earth clones, Crabbe and Goyle. Unlike his pea brain bodyguards, Draco had no interest in humans. Harrny Potter, his mortal enemy, was whispering to Wron Weasly and Herrmione Grangle. Draco rolled his eyes and focused again on Professor Snake.
"All right, settle down," Professor Snake hissed. "Take off will be in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!" The space ship launched off XR211 and went hurling towards earth at a slow 908,070,605,040,302,010 MPMS (miles per millisecond). Draco leaned back and thought of the plan as he dozed off. Kidnap Dumbledore... replace him with Domblenor, his alien clone... takes over the world... ZZZZZZZZZ.
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Setting: Hogwarts
"Harry! HARRY!" Ron ran into the room with an arm full of books. "Harry, I saw it. I saw ALIENS!" Harry groaned.
" Ron, for the last time, THERE ARE NO ALIENS! Just face it."
"But there are and every human has an evil clone and they're coming right now to take over the world!"
"Put a sock in it!"
"What's going on?" Hermione came in and flopped down in a chair. "You guys aren't planning to blow up another toliet, are you ?"
Harry glared at her. "Ron's talking about aliens and evil clones again." Hermione stared at Ron for awhile and then picked up her stuff .
"I'll be in my room if you need me." And with that she vanished.
Harry sighed. "She justs as crazy as you are Ron." He stood up and He and Ron went to their room.
No one noticed the space ship on the roof.
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