I guess I should tell ya a bit about myself…

Sure alright- I'm not the biggest monster, not well defensed, not the most serious, nor do I really care about most things, but I suppose I should give you a proper intro, seeing as ya asked.

Well, I'm an older brother, got the best younger brother in the world, Papyrus. Now we've been on our own since he was a little kid, but it wasn't always like this. We use to live with someone important, not just to us but to everyone underground, he's not around now. Some things happened, some stuff went south. So now he's no longer with us. At least this is what I remember so bear with me alright buddy?

But this isn't about him, at least not now, this is about my bro and me. Well anyways, got a job as a scientist at the core, I don't talk about it much. To be honest it was pretty dull, and once he was gone, that person I was talking about earlier, there was no point in working there. I did however meet the newer royal scientist, help her out too. She's nice, needs to learn how to relax but nice. Heh, well that's not entirely new, when I worked at the core she was always trying to get me to watch anime with her. I normally indulged her, still do from time to time if not to help her unwind and de-stress.

Growing up my brother had a hard time making friends, he was big for his age. Sweet and kind, so a lot of times he weirded out a lot of kids. On the one hand, I feel bad for Paps he's a cool guy- great! But on the other, I can kinda see how a tall almost adult looking kid runs up to ya asking if ya wanna play tag or something. Anyways, so growing up he…didn't have a lot, if at all friends. It wasn't for lack of trying, if anything he tried too hard. Anyone who met him would know he's just the most wonderful person. But no. They never really give him a chance.

So when bulling became an issue and the person from the core left, I thought it time for a change of venue. So we moved to Snowdin. It was great for a while, but houses don't come cheap, and my own private research needs to be funded somehow. So I took up some jobs.

As I said before I am not the well defensed monster, not even the strongest. But I'm smart, and know how to use my handicaps to my advantage. I mean, if I really try I can work with the measly 1 ATK, but I ain't about that, hey that rhymes-heh. Anyways I applied at the palace for a job, they said I was good.

Eh, I beg to differ, but the promise of a job keeps me around. I'm hired and start work right away. What is it I do you ask? Ehhhh I'm not really allowed to say, it's classified, but it's high up there, higher that even the captain of the guards, so it's important. To keep that job on the down low I got a number of other jobs. Let's see I sell hot dogs, I work at the MTT bar as a comedian, telescope in the wish rooms, at the waterfalls, my own private research, I help Alphys, and recently I became a sentry- if only to watch out for my baby brother. Someone has to, even with Undyne she can't be around him forever.

I have my hobbies, but mainly I just try to go with the flow. I mean in the beginning I was dedicated to my life and job ya know. But, years of being beaten down and constantly having to rebuild myself. I just can't do it anymore. So I just let everything go. Huh? Ya don't understand. Heh. I'll get more into that later.

It's really dull and a long story. Then I have to deal with that stupid flower. Once again, long story and you'll hear more about it later.

Though there is one thing I might think you may be interested in, see…I'm aware. Aware everything. See our time line, it kinda loops. Sometimes it's a small loop…Like the smallest I had was 5 minutes- and the longest was months to years…

I'd get more into it but I have the feeling that you'd forget it all.

For the longest time the reason behind times little resets alluded me…That was until I found out about the anomaly's in time.

Now remember how I said about our timeline looping? Good, well there has to be a cause to it, and there is. Actually there are two reasons for time loops, both are reasons beyond my control. At first is one I encountered in the past, almost constantly. I won't say much right now but I will explain…There's a reason why I don't like flowers.

The other, well I'm not sure, to be real with you for a second I don't even know if it's really an anomaly or my own mind breaking down from all these constant resets. I…I just can't handle those anymore.

I've given up trying to go back, there's no way to go back at this point. I don't even know why I work on this machine, I don't think it'll ever work.

But something just keeps pushing me forward. I guess it's hard to explain, but I think, I just want to see it through to the end.

Once I feel comfortable enough, I try to scrape together whatever hours of sleep I can.

Then next morning I get up and repeat the same process. It's a wash, rinse and repeat process. It's really dull but it's my life ya know. It's all I've ever known and it's not like anything about it will change. Weather I get topside or not.

It's funny with all the work I do, a lot of people see me as, well lazy, but eh, let them think whatever they want, if anything it's better for me in the long run.