21 Signs that you are Obsessed With Alice Cullen
You once loved your long hair, but suddenly feel the need to cut it short and spiky
and dye it black
You tell your friends your interested in predicting the future, but when they try to buy you a crystal ball, you laugh and tell them that crystal balls are useless, only one person can truly see the future
No matter how much you want to
You feel the need to plan things
…. Parties, Weddings, Sleepovers, the usual…..
You suddenly become interested in shopping and giving your friends makeovers, and claim its because you "never got to experience these things when you were human"
When asked what you mean by "when you were human" you just shake your head and wonder if they will ever learn
You start to get a more 'edgy' style
…and get upset if someone tells you 'something isn't your color'
You search everywhere for a blond named jasper
And when your friends ask why, you insist that you must find him because he is your "soul mate"
If you want something from someone you make them feel guilty by asking, "How much do you love me?"
You go up to the new girl at your school and throw your arms around her and tell her that you two will be best friends and that she smells quite nice
You insist that your prom dress MUST be black satin with geometric cutouts
And you force your date to not only wear a classic tuxedo, but also take dance lessons so he can "whirl gracefully" on the dance floor
Also take dance lessons so you can both "whirl gracefully" on the dance floor
But then start to do it too as you walk around
Try to keep your siblings boy/girlfriend hostage when they leave the room
and ask for a Porsche in exchange for your good deed... but when you don't get it, you scowl and ponder why your sibling doesn't love you
Ash: Hey Alex what's up? You said u needed help with that other list?
Alex: She's at it again!
Ash: Oh God… who is it this time?
Alex hands her the list
Ash: Alice this time? I didn't think she'd leave Edward so quickly
Alex: She still loves Edward; I mean have you seen her shirt! Oh no, she's back!
Ash: What?
Alex: Give me that list
Alex scribbles something onto the list in her fine script. During this time Ash takes time to glance over though the window at Selena, who is in the driveway standing next to a Canary yellow Porsche.
Ash: This too?
Alex: Yup, she can park it next to her silver Volvo S60R
21. You buy a yellow Porsche, even if it costs all the money you have left over after buying your silver Volvo