It was a dark night at Hogwarts and for some crappy heroic reason Harry decided to leave his house of Gryffindor 2 go in2 a forest or somewhere else dangerous for some reason but it was very strange 2nite, when he got 2 the portrait of the fat lady he was terrified 2 find she had been replaced w/ an even fatter lady, Anna Nicole Smith! Harry screamed like a girl in horror but was still stupid enough 2 leave the house anyway. 1nce outside he walked 4 a while 2 Hagrids Hut, it was strange, 4 some reason there was pop music coming from his hut and it seemed surprisingly bright and pink, when he got in the hut he found Hagrid dead and Micheal Jackson dancing around the hut, since Harry didn't know who Micheal Jackson was he thought mabye the decreped, white, pasty old skelliton who looked like he had no life left in him was Voldemort and he asked him "are u Lord Voldemort?" the skelliton turned around his white faced, greasy haired head and said "yes I am" in a voice resembling a mouse "when Micheal Jackson was black I sucked the life out of him and have been using his body 4 ages telling muggles like Barbera Walters that I have had many plastic surgeries, that baby hanging, yes I was trying 2 kill him but it didn't work, sadly" Harry was about 2 kill Voldemort/MichealJackson until he looked over and saw Voldemort/MichealJackson lying on a bed beckoning Harry, at this, Harry ran away as fast as he could until he got back 2 Gryffindor to tell Ron and Hermione. He ran past Anna Nicole Smith and went to get Hermione, but he was kind of pleased to find she had turned in2 Pamela Anderson. He then realized he was in a parallel universe of freaky, trailertrash celebrities.